Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts Castle
"Jenny Popescu and Nadya Karkaroff are lesbians. I heard them talking about how they were going to kiss each other all over in the library."
"You say that like it's news. What's interesting is that Celerity Warrington and Alma Greengrass are also lesbians."
"...and Colette Saint-Germain and Dimity Ducas do it too, are there any girls in Slytherin fourth who aren't?"
"I just want to watch, that's all."