"So that's the girl Alessio was going to marry? I suppose she got over him fast enough. What are they doing, fucking on the dance floor?"

"I believe that Pritchard thinks that's dancing."

"I don't believe for a minute that Pritchard thinks that's dancing. Maybe she does though, if she thinks that's a neckline ( Read more... )

"Jenny Popescu and Nadya Karkaroff are lesbians. I heard them talking about how they were going to kiss each other all over in the library."

"You say that like it's news. What's interesting is that Celerity Warrington and Alma Greengrass are also lesbians ( Read more... )

"Oh, Dolores, you missed it! It was so hilarious, I just can't believe it. Fran Abbott, that horrible dreary girl who follows Dull-Away about, tried to come in here but Madam Puddy threw her out, because there was a GOAT following her everywhere, and it ate poor Jessica's cake, and Cynthia and Amalthea made her pay for it! It also knocked over ( Read more... )

"Goodness, it's a mess in here, how am I going to be able to get my Charms homework done by Wednesday if I can't find the books I need? And it would be too sensible for Chattox to accept complete breakdown of order as an excuse for not turning in an essay!"

"At least we don't have History this week on top of it. Hurrah, no more goblin rebellions! ( Read more... )

"So Dr Artisson is really Dr Malfoy?"

"That's right."

"First a Travers, and now a Malfoy...but this one ain't dying."

"Oh, you're not saying she knew? Besides, it's van Rensselaer she wants."

"Who knew the Malfoys were Jewish?"

"Well, I always heard they weren't Christian."

"I guess they really do run everything."

"Who, the Malfoys?"

"No, the Jews."

"And so, the Malfoys' people among the Gryffindors have even got them nearly under control, or as good as, if Jeremy Wood is the only hold out. I think it's really scary... basically the only people left who speak the truth are people like Wood. We've as good as lost the war."

"Oh my goodness! Do you know what you just missed coming up here this early?!?!!?!!?!?! Paul Pettigrew got down on his knees and proposed to Mary Walsh ( Read more... )

"Oh yes, well, Dashwood's not quite so stuck on Kyteler when he's in his cat form, one suspects. Or didn't you hear about him and McGonagall? If anyone finds a litter of kittens about... return them to the Head Girl's office, that's all I have to say about that!"

"I can't believe Audrey Erskine polyjuiced herself into Mary Walsh and spent the whole night with Pettigrew!"