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[thermaland]

My humble suggestion to root out sex abuse within the Catholic Church: get all novices to sit in front of a picture of the Pope for a full hour under discreet supervision. Those whose faith is genuine will be inspired and pleased by the exercise. Those on the other hand who are paedophiles or sex pests trying to con the church into giving them

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[thermaland]

I don't understand. Why is everyone behaving like I didn't just make the pun of the year? Must I take it to Twitter or something?

[markeris]

yes. they are more tolerant of your sort over there.

also, I confess, despite re-reading I don`t think I`ve got the pun. Assuming there is a pun beyond Con Test.

[markeris]

oh, no, wait, popularity. gotcha.

see, what you wanted to do there was have Simon Cowell involved somehow as well.

[marith]

Ow.

Don't worry, I plan on taking your pun to a gathering of friends later, where it will receive the groans, facepalms, and baps on the head with a paper towel cardboard tube it deserves.

[thermaland]

Yay!

[thermaland]

It's a good question and no mistake.