Right Wing = Sexual Satisfaction

[kharmii]

Went on Drudge and saw this interesting article about a study showing that right wing people are more sexually satisfied than people on the left, at least in European countries where 19,000 people were interviewed in Sweden, Germany, France, Denmark, and Britain. Of course, what those places consider 'right wing' might be different from where I'm

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[marycatelli]

Yeah, the leftists are so wed to their superiority that they will make things up to make themselves look good.

[kharmii]

Why did this comment get screened? That wasn't me.

[brendala]

I heard an interesting theory about the "Christians and right wingers have better sex" thing....

To religious Christians and (most) conservatives, sex is a "naughty" thing that they can only do once in a marriage (or, at the least, a VERY committed relationship). So, once they're in a relationship where they're allowed to have sex, they're more excited about it and more adventurous with their partners.

Inversely, people on the left largely see sex as no big deal. Its something you're simply expected to do after a couple of dates. And its no more significant than a peck on the cheek. So, when these people have sex in actual committed relationships or marriages, they're not as satisfying. Because to them, sex isn't significant, transgressive, or naughty at all. It's just another bodily function.

tl;dr
the "sexual repression" of the right actually helps them when it comes to marriage because, to them, marriage represents their own personal sexual liberation.

[theidolhands]

I think a lot of them like to pretend to be kinky too, like they're desperate not to be "normal" (when real freaks daydream about being normal all the time), and they also assume that only they could ever be "kinky" (when a lot of them are faking it or it takes them a while to admit that they aren't really satisfied with certain aspects of said lifestyle).

I've seen a lot of: "tee hee I had smex behind my wicked old mother's back; I am the naughtiest person evah" Young lady, you're perfectly normal, you did not invent sex, and your head passed through your mother's groin when she gave birth-- you have nothing on her.

[kharmii]

Maybe the people who fake it want to be genuine so bad they hope that just being into it will make it real. Then they get disappointed when being in love with the idea of something doesn't match reality.

It's society outside of a meritocracy and a lazy way to get attention. If a person wants to be seen as extraordinary, then he/she should do something meaningful to draw admiration.

[brendala]

I think a lot of them like to pretend to be kinky too, like they're desperate not to be "normal"

I see a lot of this among my friends who are into the LGBTWTFBBQ scene. I have one male pal who I fear is transforming into an SJW because of it.
Basically, he's into "kinky cosplay", polyamory, and BDSM. One time, he was lamenting about how Fifty Shades of Grey besmirched the good name of BDSM. And I made a snarky comment along the lines of:
"If any man ever came at me with a weapon while I was taking my clothes off, I'd fucking shoot him!"
...and he reacted as if I had just uttered a racial slur. Being into BDSM is now considered an "identity" among these people! And they're so attached to their stupid sexual kinks that they get butthurt if someone makes a JOKE about how dumb/weird they are!!!

I've seen a lot of: "tee hee I had smex behind my wicked old mother's back; I am the naughtiest person evah" Young lady, you're perfectly normal, you did not invent sex, and your head passed through your mother's groin when she gave birth--

[brendala]

Liberals feel like they can be selfish assholes in their personal life. But, as long as they support things that the media tells them are "compassionate", than they are absolved of their obligation to get off their asses and do something about the inequalities in the world.

[theidolhands]

Excellent post, icon included.

It may also be that (some) people who are already satisfied in life realize they have a stability that they want to protect that leans them to the right too?

[kharmii]

Ha, thanks. You know those two are sexually satisfied.

True, it's like "if it's not broke, don't fix it", or at least if progressives want to be 'progressive', they should find ways to improve society. All I see are left wing utopias rife with violence, poverty and high out-of-wedlock birth rates.

[lazypadawan]

People on the right don't redefine themselves as pansexual transgenderqueerotherkinsnickerdoodles either.

[kharmii]

That might lead to dissatisfaction for sure. It's like the sjws romanticize the idea of being transpansexualwhatever and probably want to be like that with every fiber of their beings. It's likely that biology goes against all of that for most.