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[therealmccoy1]

This is an unusual post to make the same night of learning of the death of a friend. Honestly, if you ever had met Shelly you would change your mind. hollydb and I talked about an incident where Shelly said "I tried to be a lesbian, but I liked penises too much!"

I just totally stole it from jobiegirl6. The game is Marry, Fuck, Kill.

The rules are simple: you

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[hollydb]

elizabuffy is going to kill me.

Marry - Sam
Fuck - Josh
Kill - Toby

Sorry, EB. My loyalties have long been to Josh and Sam. I love Toby to pieces, and while I'd never kill him, I must eliminate him in this game.

[elizabuffy]

'Tis okay. I managed to kill both Josh and Sam, although I ended up fucking Sam in the end and marrying Toby, who isn't at all threatened by the fact that I slept with Sam first, and killing Josh because he slept with Amy.

~e!

[hollydb]

She couldn't make it easy, could she? "Josh, Toby, and Hoines." *snerk*

Oh, and I guess I should issue a challenge.

Bartlet, Obama, Keith

MUAHAHAHA!!!

[elizabuffy]

LOL! No kidding. That one I could do w/o even having to flip a coin (I'd say go look at my comment below, but I'm assuming you already have).

Ooh! I watched Keith tonight. You should be so proud of me!

Hmmm...that's a toughie. I'd have to kill Bartlet, as he, sadly, is fictional and I would have to get shot dead by secret service.

Marry: Obama
Fuck: Keith, 'cos you are right about the sexiness of him.*

~e!

*you probably were issuing challenge to Kimmie and not me. *blush* Sorry for taking over your LJ, Kimmie. *more blushage*

~e!

[goodtoast]

Marry Josh (sorry Donna!)
Fuck Toby (he just looks like he'd be entertaining ;)
And...kill Sam (God it hurts to write that!)

Your turn! In keeping with the theme....Charlie, Will and Santos.

[therealmccoy1]

Your turn! In keeping with the theme....Charlie, Will and Santos.

Oh, damn! You're evil!

Marry Charlie (I love Carlie too much)
Fuck Santos (He seems like he could be a wild one, LOL)
Kill Will...only because he kinda sucked for a while in 5 and 6

Now to switch it up, I ask you...Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell.

[goodtoast]

Eeee! This is so hard!

But, okay. I'll marry Jon because he'd be shorter than me and I could point and say it's my pocket husband!

Fuck Stephen because let's face it. Who doesn't want to have sex with a man who slept with the Statue of Liberty?

And...sadly, kill Steve because I would probably be too creeped out by the strange resemblance of a certain idiot television boss : P

Okay....how about some journalists....Danny, Keith Olbermann and Anderson Cooper, heh heh.

[therealmccoy1]

Hmmmm....

Marry Danny
Fuck Keithy...God, I love him
Kill...Anderson. he's so pretty though!

Hmmm....Geroge Washington, Andrew Jackson and Abraham Lincoln! LOL

[elizabuffy]

Okay, I'll play. You made this really hard. Not the marry/fuck bit, but the kill bit

[therealmccoy1]

LMAO!! That's great! Not only did you choose, but you wrote a little story all in one post!

But obviously, I will now have to disown you for killing Josh. Though it was a subjective meme, you totally chose the wrong answer! *wink*

I guess I'll just put you on probation!

[buhdderkupp]

Grrr....

Marry Sam (today I'm in a Sam mood, plus, I can't break up Josh and Donna!!)
Fuck Josh (But I can have sex with him, as long as Donna doesn't find out)
Kill Toby (Though I'd be sad about it!)

Isaac Jaffe from Sports Night, Pres. Bartlet, Leo McGarry?

[hollydb]

Marry Leo
Fuck Bartlet
Kill Jaffe

I can't kill Leo. It's too sad. :(

I know this was to Kimmie, but I love hijacking her LJ whenever possible.

[therealmccoy1]

I would totally have to take Holly's and ditto.

Leo...he is my man. After Josh, he's my second favorite character on the show. Bartlet is well...Bartlet. And Jaffe is great, but he just can't compare!

So now...Josh, Danny Tripp, Bradley Whitford

*cackles* Beat that with a stick!

[buhdderkupp]

no problem! It's great to see everyone's answers to this game :)