text!; this was supposed to happen like... on monday. whoops.

[carcinology]

Where does someone go looking for pets in Truth or Consequences? Probably looking for two cats.

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[mammalhats]

Ummm. I found mine by a dumpster! So I'm not sure if there are any pet shops around...

Why?

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[carcinology]

No particular reason.

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[mammalhats]

What's with everyone being so sneaky and up to something lately?

But uh, yeah. My best guess would be a pet shop!

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[carcinology]

Personal agenda, Nep. I'll explain in a day or two.

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[jewpryde]

I know this is blatantly obvious but...

Pet store?

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[carcinology]

Gee, I completely hadn't thought of that.

Any idea where one of those might be? Most of the natives act like they're sort of terrified of me and it's too goddamn hot to wear something that covers most of my skin.

[hate_actually]

WHY THE ASS ARE YOU LOOKING FOR CATS?

[carcinology]

That's a delightfully creative new way of asking a person a question. I actually don't think I've heard that one before.

Nepeta's birthday. Is there a problem, O Perpetually Absent House Leader?

[hate_actually]

FUCK YOU, IT'S NOT MY FAULT I KEEP GETTING RIPPED OUT OF THE FABRIC OF REALITY OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

AND
WHAT
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
SHE HAS TWO FUCKING CATS ALREADY. WE DON'T NEED MORE CATS, WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK WOULD POSSESS YOU TO THINK FOR A MOMENT THAT WE NEED MORE CATS.

[carcinology]

Luck of the draw, I guess. Maybe you should appoint someone who is here more often secondary leader for these instances.

What's so wrong with cats, we live in a fucking warehouse. I'll keep one in my room, you won't even have to look at the damn thing.