Goal

[thepolice]

I welcome you, the outstanding citizens of live journal, to our safe and tolerant community. If you would like my services you have to add me as your friend, and that's it. What I do is protect you from anonymous posters. I have ways of finding out who they really are. So if you want my services then just add, because I am here to protect and

Comments

[whenbeautyfails]

okay police, im going to bed now, it was nice talking to all of you. please keep us all safe tonight... i dont know what we all did before the police... it must of been a very unsafe neighborhood.

goodnight

[silencngsociety]

wow. i didnt ask for protection from stuff....but ok? i feel a bit violated...lol. whatever floats your boat Mr police.

The Police

[thepolice]

we are here to help.

Sincerely, The Police

Re: The Police

[silencngsociety]

ok cool. i guess you'll help me hook up with this kid billy then huh? lol...riiiight. i wish.

[rh1n0]

you didn't spell error right! haha <3 thanks though for watching out for us

The Police

[thepolice]

We did that on purpose. We can't be perfect all the time people might get the wrong ideas.

Re: The Police

[rh1n0]

hahahahahaa RIGHT

[normaz_jeanz]

wut wut are u thankful for like how are they watcjhin out fer us this is weird

[truexstars]

how did you find my journal?
im going to add you.
xoxoxo

The Police

[thepolice]

We know all things. We are here to help.

Sincerely, The Police

[hopelieswithin]

OK... this is really weird, you know alot of my friends, and u wont tell any of us who this is... who are you????

The Police

[thepolice]

we are the police. here to serve and protect.

Sincerely, The Police

Re: The Police

[hopelieswithin]

ok i get that... ok so whos the police officer then??

does anyone else think this is weird??