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[thepolice]

I welcome you, the outstanding citizens of live journal, to our safe and tolerant community. If you would like my services you have to add me as your friend, and that's it. What I do is protect you from anonymous posters. I have ways of finding out who they really are. So if you want my services then just add, because I am here to protect and serve. Another thing, I do not appreciate is people who have wrong punctuation or spelling errors. I will not tolerate this. This is your one and last warning so be prepared to be punished for your transgressions.

Sincerely, The Police.