At ease, soldiers. I'm home. Good night.

This picture was taken in Andover. Look at the whole picture, use your imagination, and appreciate the irony. I've got to check this out the next time I'm up there.

I'm still laughing about it.

BTW, this post is intended to calm the nerves of someone who spends a lot of time in that area. Or at least give them a good chuckle.

First of all, I'm fine. I had a couple of beers and the majority of a margarita, but I'm fine. Please don't think I went ballistic and tore stuff down in Boston, because no such thing took place. I'm looking at you, Liz ( Read more... )

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If you pull a fire alarm in my presence, and there is no fire, I will kill you. There is no reason to pull this kind of shit. Just because you're pissed you didn't get tickets early enough, or you didn't get the seats you wanted, doesn't mean you get to play 52-pickup with several hundred moviegoers ( Read more... )

We are a bunch of wimps.

We think we're all brave and stuff, going to the midnight showing of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Getting home after 3, ooh, we're bad.

How about this theater in New York called Union Square Stadium 14? These are the showtimes for Dead Man's Chest, starting at midnight on Thursday ( Read more... )

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I think I speak for all parties present when I say... what the hell did we just see?

This will either be the death of us all, or the spreading of the gospel.

New Line bought the remake rights to Battle Royale. It's been posted all over the Internet overnight, but this is the best site I've found so far ( Read more... )