Meeting the relatives of your Loved one is awkward, but exciting.

Mostly terrifying.

...yep.  I was scared out of my wits.

On a brighter note, I'm reading Moliere's Tartuffe, and the vast majority of the characters of the play are freaking awesome.  Oh, how I enjoy the mockery of hypocritical upper class bumfraggers.

The character Tartuffe, however, ( Read more... )

Jared is filling out a random survey a friend posted out of boredom.

Jared:  Hmm...this is a tough one.
Paula: What?
Jared:  Rain or snow?
Paula: *instantaneously* Snow, because you can bury me in it and I won't drown. =^o^=
Jared:  ...HAHAHHAHAHHA. Aww...wow. rofl.

...*blink* @_O

This morning was relatively non-sparkly.  The 3-hour class period was mainly comprised of the stoners in my class asking the dumbest questions EVER ("How many questions are gonna be on the test?" asks metrosexual stoner behind asian girl who is currently writing this blog, regardless of the fact that everything about the test has been written on ( Read more... )

Today was relatively uneventful, really.  I daresay the morning was about as boring as...well...@____@ well....oh lord...I can't even come up with a witty analogy to my day's predicament.  I daresay I've lost it...yes yes...lost it all in a flurry of mindless madness...it reoccurs throughout like a whirlwind of fluffy, antagonistically naked mole ( Read more... )

Have you ever experienced a self-loathing derived from an emptiness that you know should not exist?  My thoughts are clouded and my heart beats in slow fear.  Despite my good fortune, my power, my happiness, my Love, there is an emptiness that remains as a perennial remnant to my past.  What is it that consumes me so when I feel as if there are no ( Read more... )

Oh magic mirror, wilst thou find a way to make pudge go away? @.@

*rubs mini-Buddha belly and sighs*

I am detained for the day because of Intercession homework (Logic class is uber sweet like pancake on the rocks! [that a dirty word, you know]). So...my feet will speak for me instead.

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...There's a Jack in the Box commercial on television. @_ ( Read more... )

O_o *waddle waddle waddle*

...yes, I'm quite sure that explains it all.


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I apologize for it taking a freaking eternity for me to post this promis-ed blog.  XP My computer apparently had problems with a few things on the LJ server and whatnot.

Anyway!  Last Thursday(looong ago...or not.)'s morning consisted of no to breakfast and a resounding ill-fated yes to boredom.  My classes for the Thursdays are as follows:

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