SURRENDER DOROTHY

[theotherchicago]

Here are some things I like about Oklahoma:

It is so flat I can almost see Kansas.

The coffee shop across the street from ratpackslim's pad is decidedly and entirely My Kind Of Place. It's like Perg, but with better sandwiches, better coffee and much less douchebaggery. And cleaner

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[lordofthevibes]

didn't know you were in town

[ms_creant]

I have always wanted to tour every state in the nation. I want to go to various forgotten about cities and ask the locals "What makes this town special? Show me." I want to see their oldest bars and the place that George Clooney sat in the ritzy restaurant the one time he visited on his way to a shooting location, y'know?
It'd be epic.

In my experience...

[rosered517]

the problem with all those red states has nothing to do with the place, or the people as individuals (though I admit the flatness and the lack of ocean unnerve me greatly). It is that weird moment where you have been welcomed into their homes and are thinking to yourself what warm, kind, sweet and wholesome people they are and then they go and say something about how all those short haired hairy legged lesbians and poufy hollywood fags are brainwashing the children, ruining marriage and holding open the gates to Mexico to let in all those lazy wetbacks to steal our jobs (also known as something incredibly offensive that makes little to no sense, is incredibly short sighted, and is linked to their deep-seeded intrinsic beliefs of the world).

They have nothing against you as a person, but everything against certain types of people in general of which you are probably one.