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TRUE theophile FACTS #357298 (gotta catch 'em all!)
I think I'm actually physically incapable of hearing or reading the word "spermatazoa" without instinctively singing the first three syllables to the "melody" (I use this term against the advice of my legal counsel) of Ministry's "Stigmata ( Read more... ) -
thank you for thinking of us.
it is not the position of theophile's LiveJournal at this time to comment on the recent release of the LP Chinese Democracy by contemporary rock outfit Guns N' Roses. inquiries will be answered in the order they were received, after a cooling-down period not to exceed 15 years. -
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so, really, there's not a lot at which to feel culture shock over in the Netherlands. people ride bikes more and there's markedly less obesity. the gedoogbeleid regarding soft drugs feels comfortable and sane compared to the U.S. the buildings are older than I'm used to ( Read more... ) -
I swear you guys
if I wake up tomorrow and read any unironic references to "President McCain" I am going to head right back across the ocean and start smackin' faces -
This process stopped short of producing an anus.
"more complicated, anus-possessing flatworms"
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so I've been doing that thing where I sit down and try to write lyrics and I realized
that there are number of very specific lyrical gambits that almost always delight me.
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this is my new favorite music video featuring Mikhail Gorbachev battling zombies with eye lasers and rescuing huge-breasted women.
Gorbachov: the Music Video (by Tom Stern)
in other news:Wait a minute, you mean the murder rate in Canada is higher than Norway?
Oh my god that's lame.
[Nathan Explosion]
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the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out...
some person from the internet took the time to post almost-complete scans of the old Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books, which means I had the opportunity to find what was, at the time I read it, the most frightening story I'd ever come across:
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