As I float nonchalantly from the branch I ponder my existence. The thought that now that my life ended my journey through the world is just beginning. As the home of my entire life slowly rose up away from me, I lost track of the branch that I clung to for so long. What does it mean? Does it mean anything? Should it? I hit the surface with a light ( Read more... )

The strings holding these intra-dimensional spaces are vibrating at an intensity so great that I am.

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a spiral staircase ascends to nowhere.

today i took control of egypt. i made myself pharaoh, and no one questioned me. to kick off my reign i told everyone that playtime was over and it is time to clean up. then i made everyone move all the blocks used to build the pyramids back to where they came from. i got bored after a while and came home. i'm going back in a week to pick up my ( Read more... )

I slowly unwrap the present, so that i can save the wrapping paper, only to find an empty box. i can tell that it is empty for it has neither a top nor a bottom. i am mistaken. it's not empty. there are two sticks criss-crossed to hold the shape of the box. i take them out and and hold them in my left hand and i flatten the box with my right. i cut ( Read more... )

at the very instant man realized that he was alive and superior to all other beings he found himself looking at a tree. this tree was very large. the tree, although most unpleasant to look at, grew a very odd fruit. this fruit looked much like the tree itself with the roots and all. in the early stages of development the fruit was sweet and ( Read more... )

i sit and twiddle your thumbs...waiting.

is sex the lazy man's masturbation, or is masturbation the lazy man's sex?

well it seems that the gestation period is about complete. it is almost time to move my creations from their birthing container to a chamber in which they have more room to grow and exercise. i hope my aspirations for creating life don't become suddenly out of control. on second thought maybe i do. what more could a creator want than to make ( Read more... )

so i heard the other day that i have a cult following. i'm not quite sure how it started or who started it for that matter. i don't know who is in it. so if any of you have heard you this or are in fact a part of this cult leave your response below. fill me in on what is going on, and let me know if you need me to make a speech or something.