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[thenome]

My immune system has declared revolution. Oppressed by the harsh and demanding ways of my workaholic self, it has opened the borders to every transient infection. Viruses are offered immigration bonuses! Bacteria get minority scholarships to all the best schools

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[archerstar]

*giggles madly* Ah sickness induced ranting. Always amusing.

...and you don't sound like a donkey with bronchitis...sort of.

[thenome]

Which donkey were you listening to?

[archerstar]

It was more a zebra on steroids. *giggles madly again* I have issues. Don't ask.

[thenome]

Nah, the germs have a monopoly on all steroids in the region.

But the zebra simile is apt.