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My immune system has declared revolution. Oppressed by the harsh and demanding ways of my workaholic self, it has opened the borders to every transient infection. Viruses are offered immigration bonuses! Bacteria get minority scholarships to all the best schools!
As I slowly crumble into a quivering mass of germs, General Hashimoto and his top Lieutenant Induced-at-any-sign-of-mild-physical-exertion Asthma have declared themselves almighty dictators, sending their countless hoardes of colds to squash any signs of resistance.
Hence, I now sound like a donkey with bronchitis.
As I slowly crumble into a quivering mass of germs, General Hashimoto and his top Lieutenant Induced-at-any-sign-of-mild-physical-exertion Asthma have declared themselves almighty dictators, sending their countless hoardes of colds to squash any signs of resistance.
Hence, I now sound like a donkey with bronchitis.