Why do people persist in believing that I'm a nice guy? Despite being repeatedly told otherwise, warned even, they still think I'm nice. Except for Her, She doesn't believe me when I say that I am nice. Rightly so after all, but still, who'd know but me? And shouldn't my word thus be trusted?
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks-and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
"I know who I am, I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging, arrogant a-hole." - Christopher Titus
Everyone who is, or ever has been, in a relationship, needs to see his show Love is Evol. I haven't laughed so hard in... well, forever.