LIST FOR GREAT RANDOM

Sep 12, 2007 00:56

#1--I SUCK AT UPDATING ( Read more... )

lists, bleach, librarianism, whinging, craaaaaazy

Leave a comment

Comments 36

onthefloor September 12 2007, 05:32:40 UTC
MY LOVE FOR YOU KNOWS NO END.

#3 - I have a sudden urge to practice my door knockin skills.
#6 - FOR SERIOUS. And the Canadian Borg doesn't even have cookies.
#9 - My pre-sake shitkicker.
#10 - PROTIP, I DO IT ALL THE TIEM. >__>

Reply

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 05:44:08 UTC
OH BABY LET US MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE AND BLOW MARC'S CIRCUITBOARDS.

#3--Seriously, I don't know what they were expecting at noon. Like any self-respecting college student is going to be dressed by THAT hour.
#6--Although they do have assimilation en francais.
#9--IT KICKS THAT SHIT QUITE THOROUGHLY. I don't think sulfites are my friends.
#10--MY SHITS ARE EPIC. MIGHT AS WELL ANSWER EMAILS.
#12--NOT ME, BUT IF IT MEANS I OWN YOUR UTERUS, I MIGHT TAKE CREDIT FOR IT....
#13--INDEED I SHALL!

Reply


quakey September 12 2007, 05:40:26 UTC
TAKE OFF ALL ZIG! FOR GREAT RANDOM!

Reply

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 05:46:00 UTC
BUT BUT BUT...I DON'T WANT TO TAKE ZIGGY STARDUST OFF...

Reply

kisarazumama September 12 2007, 17:53:47 UTC
YOUR SONIC TASTE REMAINS AWESOME (like yr avatar). WORD.
When they glue me to the wall and force me to reveal my top ten rock albums of ever, TLaToZSatSfM will be up in the stratosphere.

and DOUBLE WORD SCORE FOR TEH SANGRIA. YES.

Reply

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 18:07:32 UTC
HOW DOES THAT MAN REMAIN SO CUTTING-EDGE (AND FREAKIN' SEXY) FOR FORTY STRAIGHT (OR RATHER, BI) YEARS? HE'S, LIKE, THE IMMORTAL COOL!

Sangria and green-apple sake got me through the annual visit home to see the 'rents. I REALLY hope there will be much hard eggnog around when I have to visit my grandparents over Christmas break.

Reply


7owti5 September 12 2007, 05:46:11 UTC
#3 - THEY'RE JUST BUMMED THAT YOU'RE WEARING A BATHROBE. TELL THEM YOU'RE ON A BREAK FROM WORK OR SOMETHING, AND MAKE SURE THEY CAN SEE YOUR WEBCAM.

#4 - WTF METACHLORIANS. YO MAMA'S A METACHLORIAN. (that's the 3rd person your, not your actual mom please don't beat me)

#10 - the problem with taking the laptop to the crapper is how to balance it when you wipe.

#13 - Dreams?! I had a dream I was making out with Urahara. But BBQ was stalking me so it kinda sucked.

Reply

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 05:50:28 UTC
#3--MY DIRECTOR IS SUCH A SLAVEDRIVER...CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT HE WANTS ME TO SHAVE???
#4--I THOUGHT QUI-GONN SAID MIDICHLORIANS, AND WAS THINKING MICROBES THAT PLAY SHITTY MELODIES.
#10--I can stabilize it on one knee, with one hand, and then the other one is free to....
#13--Seriously. My dreams always seem to take place in the buff. I think my subconscious is trying to tell me something.

Reply

7owti5 September 12 2007, 06:01:31 UTC
#3 - SO YEAH CAN I BORROW YOUR RAZOR?

#4 - PLANT MICROBES ARMED WITH CHEESY CASIO KEYBOARDS, ROCKING THE STUPID PRE-PROGRAMMED BEAT.

#10 - well then you're golden. Maybe setting up your laptop is bad manners during Thanksgiving dinner with the family, but hopefully no one's going to expect you to socialize while you poo.

#13 - COME BACK, KISUKE! LET'S RIDE YOUR CONVERTIBLE TOGETHER IN THAT DREAM WHERE IT WAS ALWAYS NIGHTTIME AND I WASN'T SLEEPY.

Hittite. I wonder if cafepress would have a shirt like that.

Reply

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 06:02:21 UTC
#10--I'm more worried about people getting freaked out by "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" coming from the other stall in the communal bathroom....

HITTITES ARE MY HOMEBOYS.

Reply


gogo_ergo_sum September 12 2007, 06:08:35 UTC
#10--Is it bad etiquette to take your laptop into the crapper with you if you KNOW this bowel movement is going to take a coon's age?

THNXXX for making gogo laugh so hard... I like...snorted. It was hawt.

would say more, but brain is still mush from laughing. xoxo

Reply

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 06:13:09 UTC
Not really a question you can ask Emily Post, is it?

Reply

gogo_ergo_sum September 12 2007, 06:26:08 UTC
Srsly need to find a way to incorporate this question into my column, "The Countess Interviews the Socials" (and you know gogo did not choose that name!) gogo's readers would probably like to know whether the socials ever take their laptops or Blackberry's into the loo~

(by the way, your last tag to Bya was made of SUCH win. made gogo so so happy. have been waiting for the ghoulash~)

Reply

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 06:29:49 UTC
And that would also make an excellent segue into what ELSE "The Socials" (sounds like a bunch of '50s teenagers in poodle skirts) do in bathrooms. I'm sure that would titillate.

Reply


sk_chan September 12 2007, 06:21:16 UTC
12. WHERE.

Reply

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 06:23:14 UTC
sk_chan September 12 2007, 07:07:49 UTC
Awesome...I think I'll post something at one point.

Reply

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 18:03:49 UTC
Please do! There is much beautiful smut there already, but also many interesting requests still waiting to be filled.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up