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thenakedcat

LIST FOR GREAT RANDOM

Sep 12, 2007 00:56

#1--I SUCK AT UPDATING ( Read more... )

lists, bleach, librarianism, whinging, craaaaaazy

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7owti5 September 12 2007, 05:46:11 UTC

#3 - THEY'RE JUST BUMMED THAT YOU'RE WEARING A BATHROBE. TELL THEM YOU'RE ON A BREAK FROM WORK OR SOMETHING, AND MAKE SURE THEY CAN SEE YOUR WEBCAM.

#4 - WTF METACHLORIANS. YO MAMA'S A METACHLORIAN. (that's the 3rd person your, not your actual mom please don't beat me)

#10 - the problem with taking the laptop to the crapper is how to balance it when you wipe.

#13 - Dreams?! I had a dream I was making out with Urahara. But BBQ was stalking me so it kinda sucked.

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 05:50:28 UTC

#3--MY DIRECTOR IS SUCH A SLAVEDRIVER...CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT HE WANTS ME TO SHAVE???
#4--I THOUGHT QUI-GONN SAID MIDICHLORIANS, AND WAS THINKING MICROBES THAT PLAY SHITTY MELODIES.
#10--I can stabilize it on one knee, with one hand, and then the other one is free to....
#13--Seriously. My dreams always seem to take place in the buff. I think my subconscious is trying to tell me something.

7owti5 September 12 2007, 06:01:31 UTC

#3 - SO YEAH CAN I BORROW YOUR RAZOR?

#4 - PLANT MICROBES ARMED WITH CHEESY CASIO KEYBOARDS, ROCKING THE STUPID PRE-PROGRAMMED BEAT.

#10 - well then you're golden. Maybe setting up your laptop is bad manners during Thanksgiving dinner with the family, but hopefully no one's going to expect you to socialize while you poo.

#13 - COME BACK, KISUKE! LET'S RIDE YOUR CONVERTIBLE TOGETHER IN THAT DREAM WHERE IT WAS ALWAYS NIGHTTIME AND I WASN'T SLEEPY.

Hittite. I wonder if cafepress would have a shirt like that.

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 06:02:21 UTC

#10--I'm more worried about people getting freaked out by "YOU'VE GOT MAIL" coming from the other stall in the communal bathroom....

HITTITES ARE MY HOMEBOYS.

7owti5 September 12 2007, 06:09:41 UTC

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Now THAT'S catchy. I can really see that shirt (NO, NO HITTITE SKETCHBUNNIES)

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 06:14:00 UTC

HITTITE BUNNIES SMITE ALL WHO STAND IN THEIR PATH.

7owti5 September 12 2007, 06:17:54 UTC

Damn. I'd better hide the Ryuuken in a dress bunnies then!

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 06:19:54 UTC

Ehehehehe. Transvestite bunnies. They bat their eyelashes a lot.

7owti5 September 12 2007, 06:21:27 UTC

...while glaring. *purr hiss*

thenakedcat September 12 2007, 06:24:17 UTC

THE HORNY ISSHIN BUNNIES ARE GETTING SUCH MIXED SIGNALS.

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