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[thenakedcat]

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) "facts" about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

Warning: my fanon is weird-ass shit, and sometimes highly over-detailed.

Stolen from gallo_de_pelea, because I know some of you really enjoy the chance to crawl into my overactive imagination and hunt for truffles. Oh, and it's okay to ask for a character

Comments

[quakey]

Oddly enough, I'm not going to do the obvious thing and say, 'Ryuuken.' Partly because I already spend so much time obsessing with you over that particular daddy. XD Partly because this is a chance to poke at other parts of that brain of yours. XD So... Souken.

[thenakedcat]

Ahhhhh, the grandfather

[laurabryannan]

How about Ichigo?

[thenakedcat]

--One of the most terrifying moments of Ichigo's life, right up there with encountering the Hollow in his head for the first time or charging into Hueco Mundo or meeting his father-in-law for the first time, was realizing that if he couldn't blame himself anymore for his mother's death, there was no one left to blame and he was going to have to accept that it truly was a tragic accident with no rhyme or reason

[shadowgirl1605]

Hmmm ... how about Yoruichi?

[thenakedcat]

Hehehehe....don't have much fanon for her, but let's see what I can come up with...

--Yoruichi didn't leave Soul Society so much because she was in trouble (because unlike Kisuke she knew when to keep her mouth shut) or because it was boring (because making Soi Fong blush and stutter NEVER got old), so much as because SOMEone had to make sure that Kisuke didn't blow up the world before he saved it from Aizen.

--Not only does she have Soi and Kisuke, she also has a very nice old lady who believes that she's a charming stray and gives her chicken livers and belly rubs whenever she stops by

--Whenever Isshin and Ryuuken get drunk and pass out at the Urahara Shouten, she takes great pleasure in arranging them in highly compromising positions.

--Holding your catnip is much harder than holding your liquor.

--One of her life goals is so thoroughly traumatize Ichigo with her boobs that his shriek reaches coloratura soprano.

[shadowgirl1605]

Too cute! XD Love your fan-canon, as always.

[ladyclodia]

I'm sort of interested to hear about Gin. ^_______^

[thenakedcat]

Oh dear. I don't have much on him. Let me see what I can pull together.

--The Kansai accent is something he adopted after seeing it on a human-world Japanese stand-up comedy TV show, and realizing that it was practically guaranteed to make Kuchiki-taichou wince.

--He does have regrets about Matsumoto, but Gin's regrets look like other people's failed stalking attempts or sado-masochistic orgies.

--He doesn't actually get off on being boinked by the Evil Overlord of the Cosmos, he gets off on Aizen THINKING he gets off on being boinked by the Evil Overlord of the Cosmos. And I'm not even sure he himself quite understands that.

--He's got a secret passion for ant farms and Sea Monkeys. It's probably connected to the fact directly above about being the fucktoy of an Evil Overlord.

[7owti5]

Alright I've got one for ya (and BTW I'm thoroughly enjoying reading all this!):

Lovely lovely Nanao-chan~ <3

[thenakedcat]

(You're probably going to know most of these already, but