I'm a sociolinguist, of COURSE I can't resist memes.

[thenakedcat]

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) "facts" about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

Warning: my fanon is weird-ass shit, and sometimes highly over-detailed.

Stolen from gallo_de_pelea, because I know some of you really enjoy the chance to crawl into my overactive imagination and hunt for truffles. Oh, and it's okay to ask for a character

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[thenakedcat]

--One of the most terrifying moments of Ichigo's life, right up there with encountering the Hollow in his head for the first time or charging into Hueco Mundo or meeting his father-in-law for the first time, was realizing that if he couldn't blame himself anymore for his mother's death, there was no one left to blame and he was going to have to accept that it truly was a tragic accident with no rhyme or reason.

--Even though 9 times out of 10 he's actually HOME for dinner and his 7:30 curfew, even though he's polite to his teachers and always asks Uryuu how his day was BEFORE sexing him up, even though he helps Yuzu do the laundry and rescues kittens from trees on a regular basis, Ichigo STILL refuses to believe that he's not a Shit-Kicking Punk, he's a Good Kid.

--Ichigo frickin' HATES his inner Hollow, of course, except that Hollow seems to know a lot more about sex than he does, and frequently has very good suggestions about how to make a Quincy moan and writhe. Unfortunately, Hollow also seems to be rather captivated by this "Quincest" idea, and Ichigo may need to go have another beat-down in his subconscious if the blue-tongued bastard doesn't shut up about how Ishida-sensei has an AMAZING ass for a middle-aged guy.