sometimes you just gotta sketch Captain America as a stripper, you know?

[themonkeytwin]

It was that or throttle someone. It's been one of those days. On balance, I think channelling/distracting/amusing myself by scribbling Cap and sundry as characters in Magic Mike was the healthy call....

... Why am I even doing words? You're not listening.

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[bitterlimetwist]

... Standing back and looking over this now, it occurs to me that all got rather crotchtacular on me, there. Whoops. JOLLY GOOD.

[themonkeytwin]

Yeah ... I maaay have been in a Mood? I mean, if you couldn't tell. I apologise for any and all offended sensibilities incurred under the influence of said Mood. *clings*

*cough*

[bitterlimetwist]

I may be developing an oral fixation here I'm just sayin

[themonkeytwin]

I thought that before CA

Oh. Well then yeah, idk. You got me curious, so I can now tell you that according to that bastion of reliable information imdb, they're both around 6'. (Well. SebStan's very pedantically lists him as 5'11 3/4", and I just don't know why that level of precision is necessary, but anyway.) But yeah, a squarer head does change the perception of proportions. Also doesn't he play, like, woobies a lot? Giving off a poor widdle vulnerable vibe could also make him *seem* smaller.

But you know, until I checked, I kind of assumed Chris Evans was taller than 6'. EVEN THOUGH he is clearly a few inches shorter than the Hems, who is 6'3" (well, per imdb, 6'2 3/4"), so ... *shrug* ALSO, James D'Arcy is (legitimately!) 6'3", Hiddles is (plain old) 6'2" - and TWO YEARS OLDER than Hems. Today is just a day for mind boggling revelations, apparently.

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