http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20040407/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_eye

got to the empty bottle around 12 to see if there was still a chance i could get into the bsp/kaito show. chatted up the door people [one rookie, one reg] and gained ground w/ talk of one ODB, and now Dirt McGirt. i see these fucks all the time, shame i had to waste 15 mins of my life pleading with them. trixies kept coming in, hordes of trixies ( Read more... )

i saw the white [and i mean reeeaaaalllllly white] version of William Hung last night. we almost gave him a wedgie, and threw him in a trash can...but we felt too badly for him. you know, he was just too fucking white. sad. he was "dancing" up a storm to the soundtrack of gogogo airheart.

i'm sorry that you missed it.

martha stewart, i still love you...

Beyonce's Crime-Fighting Posse
By Lia Haberman

Foxxy Cleopatra's crew is saving the world, one motorist at a time.

Beyoncé Knowles' bandmembers chased down a suspected carjacker after he assaulted a 91-year-old driver in a Florida parking lot.Great-grandfather Reynold Caleen went face to face with a knife-wielding thug who tried to pull him ( Read more... )

BOB GUINEY [from "the bachelor"]
Double Door
WED. 3/31 8PM DOOR - 9PM SHOW $10 adv.
$12. d.o.s.

who's coming with? i just wanna heckle the shit out of him, and punch him in the gut. c'mon...$10...oh the spectacle...


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+ shawn hates bad kissers

+ shawn dislikes whiners and thinks you should suck it up

+ shawn hates the gratuitous use of the 3rd person

[ooops]

http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/reagangame.asp

look in the mirror, bitch.

Extroverted (E) 66.67% Introverted (I) 33.33%
Imaginative (N) 56.41% Realistic (S) 43.59%
Emotional (F) 56.76% Intellectual (T) 43.24%
Easygoing (P) 51.28% Organized (J) 48.72%

Your type is: ENFP
You are an Inspirer, possible professions include - conference planner, speech pathologist, HR development trainer, ombudsman, ( Read more... )