Comments | themaskedmckay: [Fic] Curse Words

themaskedmckay

[Fic] Curse Words

Dec 06, 2011 20:38

Title: Curse Words
Fandom: Heroes
Characters: Noah Bennet, Claude Rains
Rating: PG for language
Word count: 503
Notes: Rookie!Noah is a filthy-mouthed drunk. Claude approves ( Read more... )

character: noah bennet, rating: pg, character: claude rains, fandom: heroes

Comments 14

game_byrd December 7 2011, 12:32:46 UTC

OMG, that is hysterical!

That strikes me as **exactly** the sort of twisted shit Claude would get up to! Poor rookie!Noah. XD

themaskedmckay December 7 2011, 15:38:58 UTC

=D
Thank you! I had too much fun writing this one.

Claude and Noah's early partnership is so very much the classic 'prankster and straight man' scenario that I'm surprised there aren't more fics about them.

game_byrd December 8 2011, 14:01:52 UTC

Ever since I read this, I'd been trying to remember a recent name for the vulva that I'd come across. Finally remembered! "Cockpit". Ha.

themaskedmckay December 8 2011, 14:13:10 UTC

Hahaha!
That's a good one!

...and one I'm sure Nathan would use in his head. XD

la_dame_du_lac December 7 2011, 13:42:19 UTC

Hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaaha!

This is excellent and so very much what Claude must have got up to with his poor innocent tightly-wound rookie. XD

*wiping tears away*

themaskedmckay December 7 2011, 15:42:51 UTC

*arms up in victory*!!
Yay! I'm glad you approve!

Picturing a young CE breaking out in a huuuge grin when Noah blurted out he liked cock is really the entire inspiration for this fic.

eternal_moonie December 7 2011, 20:53:46 UTC

awesome

themaskedmckay December 8 2011, 14:13:25 UTC

Thank you!

dref22 December 7 2011, 21:18:04 UTC

Poor poor Noah...You bloody mean invisible man! *shakes fist* This explains why Noah really shot Claude. D:

OMG this is too amusing. Imagining Claude showing it to Noah whenever he feels like he needs to is even more amusing. XD

themaskedmckay December 8 2011, 14:14:23 UTC

That's right! He couldn't take the threat of being exposed as a cock-lover any longer and shot that mean old Brit!

I almost want to write a follow-up where Noah is plotting to get it away from Claude.

Except I am very lazy.

dref22 December 14 2011, 22:15:00 UTC

Ummmm how can you tell me stuff like that and later act like it's no big deal? Stop being lazy and work on it! D:

sarena2s December 7 2011, 21:28:12 UTC

This is just perfect! So hilarious. It sounds like just the kind of thing Claude would've done to "poor innocent Noah" loling forever. XD

themaskedmckay December 8 2011, 14:18:07 UTC

It's a good thing Noah was drunk! If he were sober and cottoned on to what Claude was doing he'd be all, "Oh. I see. You really are twelve, aren't you?" *PRISSY PRUDISH PURSING OF LIPS*

...actually, he might do that anyways the first time he's presented with the declaration. XD

Too bad Noah is older and wiser by the time he meets Eden.

sarena2s December 8 2011, 17:46:28 UTC

Yes, ha! That is exactly how I'd picture him too. XD

Oh yeah, *le sigh* But I still feel their potential interactions are so interesting. I mean, there must have been a lot of behind the camera stuff for him to trust her as much as he did. And by the time she came around, he was not one to easily trust people, especially someone with an ability like hers.