Day after day I see on the television (which I'm not used to watching), President Obama getting onto his helicopter, the Marine salutes him (great), President returns the salute, and Marine just stands there like an idiot ( Read more... )

Oh sure, they find these guys...

I've been marooned here since July 28, 1944. A couple of years ago, a cargo plane dropped a Macintosh computer and some satellite networking equipment, and I've taught myself how to use it. Somebody please get me the hell out of here. Who's won the past 59 World Series? (I wouldn't be surprised to hear the Red Sox listed).