Dear guinny_hamilton , I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your midget bit me at the insane asylum, and I carved my initials on my illegal child from Papua New Guinea. I'm sure you're disgraced enough to understand that the Middle East is planning its revenge upon you.
I'm returning your toe ring, ( Read more... )

Gah, Angel is so awesome.

*watches before bed*

Thinking of undergoing refractive eye surgery (y'know, the laser thingy they do with your eye). Scared shitless, but I've really had it with the damn contacts. Testimonials? Opinions? Hopes? Throw 'em my way if you've got any please ( Read more... )

GAWD, what good is a week-long holiday if you have to WOOORK through every waking minute of it? Not to mention that whole thing where being a waitress is almost as bad (if not worse) than being a FUCKING PROSTITUTE. And people tend to bring their CHILDREN on holidays so they can stick them somewhere while they're not off at school being ( Read more... )

I got to thinking today about why I chose to become a psychologist. It's an incredibly difficult and draining profession, but I'm so passionate about it I just know I'm never gonna bring myself to give it up. At least, not until I have a nice pension plan.

( Raaaaaaant )

I have reached the conclusion that Peter Paige is... wow. Just... wow. How the hell did they turn him into such an adorable little fairy (who I loooove) on Queer as Folk when in reality he's... like that?

Wow.

Can't sleep, even if it is 1 am. Feeling really, really lonely. Insomnia sucks. *sadface ( Read more... )

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How many of these 132 silly things have you done?
( 80/132 )

*pees self laughing out of pure nostalgia*

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Alright then. Now I see why our country's so low in the education department.

Israeli history books are now proclaiming that English mining magnate and founder of Rhodesia in the 19th Century was named... Cecile Rodez.

Shoot me. Now.

HE WAS NOT A MEXICAN DRUG DEALER WITH AN AFFINITY FOR PINK LINGERIE. GAWD. *flamethrower*

THEY HAD A FREAKIN' ( Read more... )