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[thelouddoctor]

As I was wandering through the unchartered corridors of the TARDIS this morning, I came upon a full-length mirror. (I mean that in the sense of "found", incidentally. It's rather depressing to be forced by the hoi polloi to censor oneself in order to avoid the gutters of their minds.) It has been some time since I took a good look at myself in the

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[tegan_lj]

I will say one thing, Doc. You are the sanest one of the bunch. And I respect the non-shagging stance you have.

You realize that Five has now shagged more than I have?

That's almost sad.

Anyway...tea and cake?

[thelouddoctor]

Ah, the glory days...

[thebeigeone]

Quite. Did it all start to go wrong with Two, or Three?

[thelouddoctor]

Three.

I rather enjoyed being Two.

[thebeigeone]

Two rather enjoyed Victoria and Zoe.

*clears throat* Sorry. That was in awful taste.

[thelouddoctor]

Actually I thought they... never mind.

[thebeigeone]

*pause*

Yeeees?

[thelouddoctor]

Nothing...

[thebeigeone]

Victoria and Zoe and Two were...?

Go on. You have me enthralled.

[thelouddoctor]

They just... tasted quite nice is all.

[thebeigeone]

Erm...

Tasted?

I don't remember this. At all. Have I been repressing again?

[thelouddoctor]

Yes.

[thebeigeone]

Then please tell me what I've been repressing, as this sounds rather interesting and I would rather like to know what my second self was getting up to when I wasn't repressing so much.

If you see what I mean.

[thelouddoctor]

Oh, just the usual.

[thebeigeone]

This does not sound usual. Especially considering what my memories have led me to believe concerning my second self and his companions.

[thelouddoctor]

Usual for him.