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[thelouddoctor]

As I was wandering through the unchartered corridors of the TARDIS this morning, I came upon a full-length mirror. (I mean that in the sense of "found", incidentally. It's rather depressing to be forced by the hoi polloi to censor oneself in order to avoid the gutters of their minds.) It has been some time since I took a good look at myself in the

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[benny_surprise]

Doctor, I always respect you, no matter what incarnation you are.

*impulsive, only slightly tipsy, hug*

Anyway, after traveling with the short one in the silliest pullover sweater ever, even your multi-coloured coat isn't all that bad.

[benny_surprise]

Oh, you don't want him to shag you at all, eh? Not even the teensiest, teensiest bit?

*slyly drunken smirk*

[fitzkreiner]

I FUCKING WELL DON'T!

[benny_surprise]

Alright, alright, sorry... denial much?

[thelouddoctor]

Must you discuss this? Not that I'm embarrassed, it's just tedious.

Um...

So, has he?

[benny_surprise]

Has he shagged me? Yes. Both of them have. Has Fitz shagged Eight? He says no. He vehemently denies it, in fact. *leans forward confidentially* If you ask me, I think he's repressing. Fitz, that is.

[thelouddoctor]

*sigh*

Am I the only reasonable, balanced person around here?

[benny_surprise]

I'm usually fairly reasonable and balanced. For being inebriated at least fifty percent of the time. Though we are a rare breed, yes...

[thelouddoctor]

Well, it's comforting to have met you.

[benny_surprise]

Well, I'm glad I could bring a bit of comfort to you. I feel I've really made headway in bringing up my comforting levels. After all, I always have to soothe people who've listened to your future self play the spoons.

[thelouddoctor]

He does what?

I think I need a drink...

[benny_surprise]

Didn't you know about what is possibly his worst habit, worse even than leaving himself notes?

*hands over the peppermint schnapps*

[thelouddoctor]

*downs ill-advised amount thereof*

I fear my future. First it plays spoons then it loses its memory and goes all thin then it spends most of its life looking over its glasses and spouting Latin at mentally ill pop stars.

Thank heaven for me.

[benny_surprise]

Hoi! He's not *that* bad, you know. He doesn't play the spoons *all* the time. He's quite nice, actually. But you are too, so that's alright. And Eight's a wonderful shag.

You probably didn't want to hear about that, though. Sorry. *looks sympathetic* Have some more schnapps.

[thelouddoctor]

Yes. Definitely.

*confidentially and a bit slurred*

I hate Eight, you know. He gets all the attention.

[benny_surprise]

*sympathetically* He does, rather? If it's not Eight getting numerous offers to be shagged, it's Five having an angsty moment about the Master or Tegan. Or Four, talking about how brilliant he is.

Well, *I* think you're quite nice. And that's a lovely cat pin you're wearing.