ian is the meanest boy ever.

im a fag.

i love kenneth and brett and bo.

and probably you, when i meet you.

im a dirty whore.

ian doesnt know i was born a man.

ive seen you naked three times.

what, bitch?

my day has been littered with bouts of rage; mostly directed at myself for having a heart to big for my chest and a brain

that is spineless.

it gives me bad dreams.

im trying really hard to do the right thing

who would have thought that this would be so difficult.

ive barely been awake an hour and so far things are going fantastically

1. i found the chapstick my mom gave me from bath and body works. i think im going to go there today and buy more because its fucking amazing!!

2. i went to go make coffee, and it was already done....!!!!!!

alex: if it stays in my asshole long enough itll turn into shit
bobby: dude, its gas! it cant turn into a solid
alex: well if its cold in my asshole it will!

today has proven to be ultra lame.

AND ITS STILL NOT OVER!

heres where i make my announcement that you should all move away with me at the end of the summer because its going to break my heart to leave you all behind. so please, please, please, start packing!

<3

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