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[thekidsare0kay]

[Here we see the unsuspecting wild blind troll, Sollux, feeling his way out of his respite block bedroom into the main room of the hive apartment he now shares with Karkat and Terezi. The video is at a funny angle as he holds his network communicator in his hand, unaware that he accidentally turned the video on

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[4llth3just1c3]

Stay still, you wriggler!

[That was not mustard. Why doesn't he taste like mustard any more? She grabs his arm and tries to lick his face again.]

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He is so not staying still. He jerks his arm out of her grasp and backpedals, which has him landing on the couch a moment later, not having any clue which direction he's going or what obstacles might be there]

Oof! Isn't kk enough for you?!

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[4llth3just1c3]

Oooh, yes, Sollux, you have found me out! I simply cannot resist you!

[She plants her hands on her hips, and this time when she leans forward, she sniffs him.]

Why do you taste different?

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He leans back a little, wiping the drool off of his face]

How the hell should I know? What do I taste like?

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[ironicool]

Welcome to my life.

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[sparkling_by]

You should watch your language too!

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[ironicool]

[ blink blink. you think that's bad? ]

Don't push your shitty parental bullshit the fuck onto me. Tuck your cock away bro, I'll do whatever the fuck I want.

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[thekidsare0kay]

I never wanted your life, dv. Your life is wet!

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[sparkling_by]

LANGUAGE.

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[thekidsare0kay]

Don't shout! What the fucking fuck is wrong with my fucking language?

Jegus. Some people.

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[sparkling_by]

I wonder.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Snicker] Come on, you couldn't have expected any other response, did you?

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Wow, Sollux, you're still surprised by that kind of thing with her?

[thekidsare0kay]

Oh, it's you.

This was unexpectedly enthusiastic, let me put it that way.

[craaaaaaaazy8s]

Ruuuuuuuude, is that any way to greet a comrade??

[thekidsare0kay]

Thank gog you didn't actually say 'friend', because I might have swallowed my tongues laughing.

[voice]

[derse_princess]

I feel like I've stumbled upon the beginnings of some warped Troll nature program. Please don't tell me this is leading into an explanation of your mating habits.

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[thekidsare0kay]

Oh gog. So much no.

[voice]

[derse_princess]

That's reassuring to hear.

So is licking a troll thing or a Terezi thing?

[voice]

[thekidsare0kay]

It's definitely a tz thing, though it's apparently going to be a me thing, too. Uggggh....