Sep 01, 2004 11:43
Notice.
To Whom It May Concern (I.E. Johnny)
Your girlfriend received her yearbook from last year. She wants you to know - Shaved heads are not cool. Well maybe, temperature-wise. But your girlfriend requests you to never shave your head again.
Thank you.
- Management (I.E. Karyn)
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I apologize for the inconvenience in appearance. Allow me to ensure that such a fashion violation shall never occur again. As disciplinary action for the violation, here are the revised rules & regulations regarding dress code & appearance stated in the official boyfriend manual:
1) Hair & Grooming
a) Hair & Grooming shall be chosen by the boyfriend, but must fall under Management's (Karyn's) approval.
b) Shaving of the head is strictly prohibited.
c) A decent appearance must be maintained at all times.
Any violation of this code shall be subject to disciplinary action, including, but not limited to:
a) Harsh criticism.
b) Refusal to kiss/hug the violator in question.
c) "The Look".
Again, allow me to apologize for the inconvenice. The policies regarding boyfriend appearance shall be enforced strictly from this day forth.
- Boyfriend (Johnny)
P.S. - I love you forever!
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Your notice sounded much more official than mine.
And said parties will always be in love, and I will never not kiss/hug the violator because of a shaved head. Said violator will only be denied public displays of affection if boyfriend violates the "No Seafood" rule.
-Management (Karyn)
I LOVE YOU
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i love my johnnumsssss.
oi im getting kinda gagalicious
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I KNOW SOMEONE WHO VIOLATED THE WHOLE FUCKIN BOOK!
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was it the epitome of ugly? i.e. michael?
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