No Baldness

[thekern]

Notice.

To Whom It May Concern (I.E. Johnny)

Your girlfriend received her yearbook from last year. She wants you to know - Shaved heads are not cool. Well maybe, temperature-wise. But your girlfriend requests you to never shave your head again.
Thank you.
- Management (I.E. Karyn)

Comments

RE: Notice.

[anonymous]

Management (I.E. Karyn),

I apologize for the inconvenience in appearance. Allow me to ensure that such a fashion violation shall never occur again. As disciplinary action for the violation, here are the revised rules & regulations regarding dress code & appearance stated in the official boyfriend manual:

1) Hair & Grooming
a) Hair & Grooming shall be chosen by the boyfriend, but must fall under Management's (Karyn's) approval.
b) Shaving of the head is strictly prohibited.
c) A decent appearance must be maintained at all times.

Any violation of this code shall be subject to disciplinary action, including, but not limited to:

a) Harsh criticism.
b) Refusal to kiss/hug the violator in question.
c) "The Look".

Again, allow me to apologize for the inconvenice. The policies regarding boyfriend appearance shall be enforced strictly from this day forth.

- Boyfriend (Johnny)

P.S. - I love you forever!

Re: Notice.

[thekern]

Boyfriend (Johnny)

Your notice sounded much more official than mine.

And said parties will always be in love, and I will never not kiss/hug the violator because of a shaved head. Said violator will only be denied public displays of affection if boyfriend violates the "No Seafood" rule.

-Management (Karyn)
I LOVE YOU

[kharizma]

awww that was caaaaute.

[thekern]

haha caaaaute?
i love my johnnumsssss.

oi im getting kinda gagalicious

[rinosaur]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO VIOLATED THE WHOLE FUCKIN BOOK!

[thekern]

WHO WHO WHO

was it the epitome of ugly? i.e. michael?