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On review, I dislike the whole thing. TOO MUCH DUMB.

You LAW SUIT know what LAW SUIT LiveJournal needs? A LAW SUIT recycling bin. LAW SUIT Like Windows LAW SUIT, yea? LAW SUIT

The problem with this idea, of course, is that it has "law suit" written all over it.

Also, comment editing. Someone should hire me.

I have decided to preserve for posterity the posts that I am too lazy to delete, though I have been sure to purge those special few whose mindless ostentatiousness made me, upon re-reading, feel ill . Also, I have taken the liberty of snipping a bit from posts here and occasionally there. I hope that you will enjoy the surviving brilliance. If it ( Read more... )

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Capitalism wins again.

These results are based on how many times each word or term is found on the Internet. That makes is ten trillion times cooler.

Glad that's settled.

When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell 'Stop!' to those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind. Then recite a portion of the Bible or sing a hymn. - A Mormon "Guide to Self-Control" Publication ( Read more... )