Man, with this haircut I'm gonna get so much sex. Right after I fix myself a raccon roadkill sandwich.


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This has been the longest two weeks ever. Getting better though. Cigarettes is the easier one to go without, funnily enough. I haven't noticed any of the supposed benefits of going without porn though, in fact I've been feeling more tired and listless than ever. The length of time probably has a bit to do with me not being able to go to work as ( Read more... )

Given up cigarettes and porn for 2 weeks the other nihgt. It's day three and I'm ok.

HALP SOMEONE PLZ GOD THE PAIN OH THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH KILL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

Ahem. Yeah, I'm cool.

Very very very short. My sister's a bit of a Joe Dirt fan so she gave me a mullet and left the moustache and took photos. I've never seen her laugh so hard, so I gotta post em here when they're done. It's ok, the mullet is gone now. People can see the little scar on my head now, which is kinda neat. Anyway, that's it ( Read more... )

Hmm. Stuff is weird ( Read more... )

Dylan died in a car accident tonight. It seems so unbelievable, me and Paul are both amazed at how calm we both are. We're going to see his family tomorrow. God, that's so unfair. Dylan hadn't done anyone wrong, worked so hard, had a great relationship... I really looked up to him, even though we're the same age. Any more words are useless crap - I ( Read more... )

Going to Melbourne with Emma on the 29th, sticking around till the 2nd, pass it on. Mega-fucking-yay ( Read more... )

I had the best idea tonight ( Read more... )

I just had the oddest conflict. This lady has been bugging me for a couple of nights down at the retirement home about giving for Daffodil Day. I was interested (cancer research = good) but never had the money, so I show up tonight and produced a $50 note asking if it'd buy her silence. Kinda did, but after I refused to take any of her daffodil ( Read more... )

Queens was sexcellent, even if the booze cost way too much ($13 each round for me and Blinki) so we just had four each. Some dick threw a beer can at Josh, so Josh said he won the lucky door prize and invited the dick out back after the show for buttsex, then dedicated the next song to his new bitch. Fucking cool ( Read more... )