a story about undying love

[thejonathan]

the other day i had to go to the hospital to have a surgery. we won't get into the details of the surgery except to say it's related to crohns disease and i've now had this particular surgery three times. anyway, to be admitted i had to fill out all of this paperwork. one of the questions i had to answer was what my religion was. it only gave me

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so sorry about the surgery.

[babydoll227]

it seems they don't really care what you put down on those little lines, because the stupid hospital chapel bitch still comes to visit everyone.

[dorkapotomous]

I know what this surgery is all about... they are looking for the gene that makes people so damn bad ass... by people I mean person, cause shit, who is bader asser this this man righ cheah?
You baffle evolution.
Humans were not supposed to be so bad assedly advanced yet.
You are the sign of the end times.
Jesus is jealous.
When he was crucified he stayed silent cause all he could think about was how there was to be one born some 1945 years later that would look just that damn much better in a beard. (that is assuming that the common agreement that Jesus dies in 31 AD is considered.)

[shortskirt]

crohns disease....
wow.
you must be different chapters of a boy, far more than we know.