a story about undying love

[thejonathan]

the other day i had to go to the hospital to have a surgery. we won't get into the details of the surgery except to say it's related to crohns disease and i've now had this particular surgery three times. anyway, to be admitted i had to fill out all of this paperwork. one of the questions i had to answer was what my religion was. it only gave me

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[teenagelust]

i belong to that church too...

[bigfatdynamo]

i sit and eagerly await the day that jesus will land his intergalactic spaceship of everlasting life and we can cruise through the stars together shooting laser beams at all of the sinners below. it's why i became a christian.

[theskycankill]

Cute, Jonathan. I'm happy you didn't say "jedi." That seems to be all the rage these days.

jedi's are fags.

[thejonathan]

i'll shank a motherfucker before he can so much as activate his lifesaver.

Re: jedi's are fags.

[theskycankill]

Sure. Stick a shiv to him. Fuck the force.

I found the best present ever for you.

[tara_ashley]

Since I didn't have a reason to send it before now I have an excuse. It can be a get well present. E-mail me your address cause my aim doesn't work.

[cube1of6]

are you up for a game of dungeons and dragons..err..hoes and dominoes towards the end of the month? i'm coming back to houston for a day or so and i'd like to see you!