This ain't crackin'...

[thejazzmeister]

...So. Its dark. Its boring. I think I'm in stasis lock or somethin'... and...wheres Megatron, that slagger! When I got a hold 'a him...!

...

WHERE THE SLAG ARE MY LEGS?!

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[thtaintfriendly]

...oh, this is priceless. Don't tell me Megatron can't even rip an Autobot apart correctly! I didn't even know you could do that wrong...

[thejazzmeister]

Please, man - ol' Megs couldn't rip me apart correctly if he had a lasor scalpel and complete blueprints to my chassis.

...And who in the Pit invited you to this party, Screamer?

[thtaintfriendly]

I have never been so happy to hear from an Autobot presumed dead... This is wonderful. I have plenty of time to rub it into Megatron's face once I finish the job.

Don't tell me you're not familiar with the phrase 'party crashing!'

[thejazzmeister]

Heh. Lemme help.

Eh. *shrugs* Better you then Megs. Or Bonecrusher. HIS HATE THROWS OFF MY CHI.

[cannonhappymech]

JAZZ?!

THANK PRIMUS.

We'll get your aft fixed, don't worry!

[thejazzmeister]

IRONHIDE! Mah man! Slag, someone FINALLY noticed I'm still alive 'n kickin' over here.

"Nah man, lets just dump ol' Jazz's broken AFT off at the base, leave him to rust while we go off, playing with shiny flashing lights (slag you, Ratchet!) or having fun little pissing contests with have-drowned 'Cons. 'S all cool. He's DEAD." Fraggit all.

...come save me. i think my legs are starting to move on their own. its freaky. :x

[cannonhappymech]

I'm trying to contact Ratchet. The slagger's not responding!

[thejazzmeister]

Bah, some medic he is.

So, whats kickin', 'Hide? Didja enjoy your MOVIE WITH PRIME eariler? Hope ya both had a fun time...at least SOMEBODY can, ya know, enjoy MOVING AROUND and such.

*bitter*

[bigbossprime]

OMPJAZZTHANKTHEALLSPARKURALIVE!!!!11111one

I did not expect you to recover so quickly!...you have no idea how relieved I am.

[thejazzmeister]

PRIME! Hot damn! Nice of someone else to NOTICE I STILL FUCTION ALREADY! *huff*

Do you have ANY idea how dull its been, sittin' here (oh wait, I can't sit, I'm still LACKIN' AN AFT!) trading insults with that fraggin' 'con, Screamer, all slaggin' day.

And where the SLAG is Ratchet, already?! I've contacted him through this LJ thing but I haven't heard from him. This whole thing is just throwing off my groove, man.

...please get someone over here to fix me already. I want my legs back so I can go to Frenzy's rave, damn it!

[bigbossprime]

I'm sorry!

I'll try to get a hold of Ratchet for you. If I had the knowledge, I would conduct repairs on you myself.

...sweet Primus, is everyone going?!

[cannonhappymech]

Looks like it. You don't want to be left out, do you?

[bitchingcamaro]

JAZZ! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Happiness abounds.

[pink_biker_bot]

Yay Jazz!!