Okay, so I lied. The previous post was not my last one. This post has pulled me from my peaceful life of LiveJournal retirement.

Also, on February 10th, 2005, I made another post that was a complete lie. The lungfish was not at all discovered by Charles Lung, and as far as I know, it was not named after Charles Lung. In all probability, the ( Read more... )

I will never write another post in this LiveJournal.

Don't worry about it! Be happy for me. I sure as hell am.

Just leave your email address and I'll keep you updated.

I bought the first season of Arrested Development today. Instead of putting in the scan code for the DVD collection, the cashier mistakenly pulled up the code for a CD by an early '90's band named Arrested Development. I didn't notice until I glanced at my receipt and wondered what the hell "Arrested Development: Unplugged" meant. While the DVD ( Read more... )

Assholes. I got the car myself. Thanks for nothing, guys.

So I'm a licensed driver.

Now: who wants to give me a car?

( Shit, I'm bored. )

Guys, you can rest easy. Fox has renewed Arrested Development for a third season!

( Your attention, please. )

I am neither paid nor encouraged to speak my mind or think, so I'll keep quiet for now.

Just in case you didn't hear about it, recent studies over the manuscripts of the Revelation of Saint John indicate that the number of the beast may be 616, and GoldenPalace.com is now the proud owner of Pope Benedict's old Volkswagen Golf.