Wonderland Condiment Disaster

Nov 19, 2010 01:50

[The Cheshire Cat floated down into the break room, although his last little trouble with the Woody Pride button was fun, he still felt like there needed more excitement around here. He hummed as he floated on to the glass table in the middle ( Read more... )

wolf, lina inverse, tulio, woody, lumiere, older!alice, timon, osaka, cheshire cat, balto, miguel

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1/3 dragu_slave November 19 2010, 06:57:22 UTC
[Walks into break room with a sigh. Rubs the back of her neck.]

Yare yare, I hope Mickey knows I don’t exactly have my magic for a couple of days. It’s gonna be kinda hard being a bouncer without any strong powers… Hm? What’s this.

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2/3 dragu_slave November 19 2010, 06:57:41 UTC
[Sees the bowl of cookies.]

Ah! Cookies! Those look delicious!

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3/3 dragu_slave November 19 2010, 06:58:36 UTC
[Lina takes a big bite or two of one. That’s when things started getting strange, she looked around her, why was everything getting bigger?]

Who-Who-WHOA-WHOOOOOOOOA! What the-What’s going on?!

[And now Lina’s about 5 inches tall. She stands there, completely befudled.]

Ohhh no… No, this isn't good... This is NOT good.

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dyingdidwell November 19 2010, 07:38:27 UTC
Ha ha! You cannot hide from me, my little fluff. I know you are in here and I will find you~

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throwtheroses November 19 2010, 07:04:05 UTC
[Wolf sighs, taking a break from catering to the guests. He eyed the table, namely the bottle that said drink me. Wolf sniffed it, smells fine, no hint of mushroom, apple, or anything poisonous. He poured himself a cup, and took a sip. Then, felt that weird sensation again, the only thing he could say was this.]

Oh no. Not again!

[Upward Wolf went, hitting his head on the ceiling, standing at about 10 feet, he twitched, he knew exactly who to blame.]

TIIIIIMMOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!

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cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 07:11:57 UTC
I had nothing to do with this! This, my carnivorous friend, is your own fault!

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throwtheroses November 19 2010, 07:14:04 UTC
[Kneels down.]

Oh yea?! Then how do you explain how those things got there?! I already got tricked once by those mushrooms of yours!

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cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 07:16:18 UTC
Those were mushrooms, these are cookies.

Meerkats bake as lousy as demons do. ... Well, maybe not that lousy.

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awolfcan November 19 2010, 07:49:31 UTC
[Balto's stomach growls as he walks by the door, and he sees the plate of cookies on the table. He looks around, then sneaks one...and yelps as suddenly he's the size of a puppy.]

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ugotafriendinme November 19 2010, 07:53:27 UTC
[Walks in, holding a clipboard.]

Alright, we got all the penguins in on time and...

[Sees Balto, but thinks he's a puppy.]

Oh well hey there little guy, how'd you get in here?

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awolfcan November 19 2010, 08:05:26 UTC
[Balto just whimpers, he doesn't know what just happened or how he's supposed to say that he stole a cookie and turned into a puppy because of it.]

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ugotafriendinme November 19 2010, 08:07:08 UTC
Hey, what's wrong? Are ya lost?

... You know, you look just like someone I met before. I think his name was Balto.

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1/? fuhgottaboutit November 19 2010, 17:33:56 UTC
[Lalalalaa oh hey what's that? Refreshments! Cool, she's thirsty.]

.... "Drink me." Welp, don't mind if I do! [Pours herself a cup and takes a sip.]

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2/? fuhgottaboutit November 19 2010, 17:35:02 UTC
[... and grows about three inches taller.]

[She doesn't notice.]

Mmm, it's sweet!

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3/? fuhgottaboutit November 19 2010, 17:36:26 UTC
[Sips again and grows another six inches. And yeah, this time she's starting to notice something is off.]

... Huh? That's weird.

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4/4 OK DONE FINALLY fuhgottaboutit November 19 2010, 17:38:06 UTC
[But she can't put her finger on it. It really is good juice though! She'll just go ahead and drink the rest of OH MY GOD WHEN DID I GET TWELVE FEET TALL]

U-uwaaaah!! It's shrinking, everything's shrinking!

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{Because I couldn't resist, hee} boxofcomfits November 26 2010, 04:47:30 UTC
"Oh, biscuits!"

Perhaps the biscuit was lying upside-down, so that the words were facing the bowl and not Alice. Contrariwise, perhaps the words were visible but the treats looked so very tasty and it was almost tea-time ... and they couldn't be the same sort as she had had long ago, could they?

For whatever reason, Alice picked up one of the chocolate chip biscuits and started nibbling.

Then she started shrinking.

"Oh, not again!" she exclaimed, more than a bit annoyed. "Only, I thought this occurred the other way round last time .... I suppose I ought to search for a bottle labeled 'Drink Me' now."

And so ten-inch high Alice began to look about the room, either for something to return her to her proper size, or something to occupy her time (and hopefully amuse her-one's time could very well be occupied by something unpleasant and as Alice had already been shrunk she would rather it not be something unpleasant. That would quite ruin her afternoon) until the effects of the clever confection wore off.

{{OOC: Also, late reply is ( ... )

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<333 inthistyle November 26 2010, 06:55:31 UTC
Walks in, it’s normal day for Hatter. Quite normal, nothing out of the ordinary at all account for the mustard knife he left in his tea, he whistled a happy little tune on his way to the door. The Mad Hatter opened the door with a smile, “Another day another… Alice?”

Looks down, little Alice is little. Dear lord he thought he had enough problems with the time, but this, “Oh goodness you're as tall as a daisy in July… Wait a minute, what did you eat… or drink?”

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=D boxofcomfits November 26 2010, 12:26:32 UTC
"Mr Hatter! You're ever so tall." Alice craned her neck up to converse.

"Oh, this won't work! I'll have a sore neck before long," she thought to herself. Aha! A crate of some sort! After some manoeuvring, she was able to climb atop (how helpful of it to be just sitting there).

"I seem to have shrunk. I do think it may have been brought on by those biscuits" here Alice waved in the vague direction of the table from whence they had come (she couldn't quite point it out well, but figured Mr Hatter would be able to catch on), "I should have simply left them there."

(Yes, Alice is slightly annoyed with herself. Especially since she could not reach the Drink Me bottle to remedy her situation.)

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inthistyle November 28 2010, 01:44:27 UTC
The Hatter bent down and tilted his head slightly. She was ever so small right now, although he remembered when she small, but this was much smaller. Ever so much so. The Hatter couldn't help but smirk at her dismay, "Dear me Alice, and I would think you would know better than that!"

Though with a point of redeeming the situation, the Hatter knew what to do, "However, what does down must go up and so on and so forth."

Reaching over the Hatter poured Alice a cup of the drink, he sniffed it and lifted his eyebrow, "I would have thought they would put carrots in this mix, there's always room to grow on veggies you know! Though it does have an awful taste!"

The Hatter put the cup next to Alice, "Don't drink too much or you'll hit the ceiling again."

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