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Wonderland Condiment Disaster

Nov 19, 2010 01:50

[The Cheshire Cat floated down into the break room, although his last little trouble with the Woody Pride button was fun, he still felt like there needed more excitement around here. He hummed as he floated on to the glass table in the middle ( Read more... )

wolf, lina inverse, tulio, woody, lumiere, older!alice, timon, osaka, cheshire cat, balto, miguel

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throwtheroses November 19 2010, 07:04:05 UTC

[Wolf sighs, taking a break from catering to the guests. He eyed the table, namely the bottle that said drink me. Wolf sniffed it, smells fine, no hint of mushroom, apple, or anything poisonous. He poured himself a cup, and took a sip. Then, felt that weird sensation again, the only thing he could say was this.]

Oh no. Not again!

[Upward Wolf went, hitting his head on the ceiling, standing at about 10 feet, he twitched, he knew exactly who to blame.]

TIIIIIMMOOOOOOOOOOOONN!!

cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 07:11:57 UTC

I had nothing to do with this! This, my carnivorous friend, is your own fault!

throwtheroses November 19 2010, 07:14:04 UTC

[Kneels down.]

Oh yea?! Then how do you explain how those things got there?! I already got tricked once by those mushrooms of yours!

cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 07:16:18 UTC

Those were mushrooms, these are cookies.

Meerkats bake as lousy as demons do. ... Well, maybe not that lousy.

throwtheroses November 19 2010, 07:20:39 UTC

W-Well, that's... Never mind! Point is, I need to change back, and this isn't like the mushrooms. There's no other side to a drink!

cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 07:22:01 UTC

Maybe there's something else in here you're supposed to drink?

throwtheroses November 19 2010, 07:24:05 UTC

[Looks around.]

Awwwoo? I don't see any other drinks in here.

cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 07:25:19 UTC

How hard are you looking?

throwtheroses November 19 2010, 07:28:40 UTC

[Opens the cabinet.]

Oh hey! There's some soda!

[Struggling open the can, his hands are too big. DX]

M-Maybe if I hold it in an angle?... Ugh... Stupid thing!

cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 07:39:12 UTC

... What if you just crush the thing?

throwtheroses November 19 2010, 07:42:50 UTC

Wouldn't the soda just explode all over the place?

cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 07:47:44 UTC

You crush it over your mouth.

throwtheroses November 19 2010, 07:50:27 UTC

[Puts it in his mouth.]

Like this?

[Crunch, spits it out, soda drips all over him.]

Uuuuuugh, it tastes like aluminum that way!

cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 07:59:15 UTC

... No, not like that. [siiiigh]

throwtheroses November 19 2010, 08:03:21 UTC

[Grabs one of the soda cans and places it in front of Timon.]

Well here! You open it!

cowardly_hero November 19 2010, 08:08:42 UTC

...

How?

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