Announcement

[theholymcnugget]

Date: 01/21/2004
Re: My Journal
Cc: All

I just wanted all of you to know that I have created an Atkins®-Friendly, low-carb version of this journal. Effective immediately, The Holy McNugget can now be enjoyed at under 11 total Net Carb grams.* I shit you negative, folks.

Under
*11!*
Net Carb grams

Why have I made this change, you ask?Well, it's

Comments

[m1sfit_t0y]

LMAO!!!

Thank god I won't be having to cut McNuggets out of my diet.

SCORE!

[theholymcnugget]

But don't stop there, buddy! My new special sauce is also low-carb.

[sid_stranger]

Hahahahaha, thank you. I needed that. I always love reading your posts. Absolutely brilliant. Thank you.

[dnb_empress]

I hope you don't mind, I added you to my friends list. I love the way you write and you sound like and interesting person. Add me if you wish.

[theholymcnugget]

Sure, I'll give you a try. :)

[jnmadrigal]

You heard that they revised the Atkins diet, recommending people eat less beef, right? That made me laugh sooooo hard. Stupid people out there ordering steak three meals a day think it's going to make them healthy.

[theholymcnugget]

Stupid, indeed!

[jnmadrigal]

Oh yeah, and they also order a diet coke with each one of those! ;-)

[keepsleeping]

dr. atkins just died.

[theholymcnugget]

Great! Does that mean my fucking friends page will soon be infested with said announcement?

Because you know that happens every god-damned time someone dies.