Comments | thehalien: Trope on a Dope

thehalien

Trope on a Dope

May 12, 2011 17:26

Kyle linked me to TV Tropes: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperTales/AwesomeMoments and we have been ROFLing every since, because we KNOW THESE PEOPLE. Anyway, we decided to write some of our own ( Read more... )

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narzack May 12 2011, 21:28:13 UTC

This troper is a combination of FUCKHAIR FELON, SHITSNEEZING SUPERSTAR, and CUNTSLICING CRITIC. I've always wanted to fistfuck a sheep while eating a lion and shitting all over a cactus. Don't ask ( ... )

thehalien May 12 2011, 21:28:44 UTC

This troper wore huuuuuge fairy wings to Wal-Mart at 2AM. I dunno, I do these kinds of things all the time, like making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron or breaking out into random dances in the middle of work. You can never tell what crazy, glittery thing I'm going to do next. All my friends say I am the Spirit of Whimsy. They even call me Spirit, which I decided was my True Name when I was 17.

Anyway, everyone was staring at me in Wal-Mart, and some little girl came up to me and asked me if I was a real faery. I told her I did have faerie blood (I do) and I patted her on the head and told her she'd have sweet dreams tonight. Her mom was a total bitch and told me not to touch her kid, but the little girl was soooooo amazed. Hee hee.

narzack May 12 2011, 21:31:14 UTC

his one time I was LARPing(Real acting and high drama, a lot like Shakespeare) at a GLOBAL convention. I was selected to be in the group led by the leader of the con and he was running a scene for us. We were doing some really intense acting. Well, everyone was doing okay, I was killing it ( ... )