Ok...you non-kayak buying rat bastards...you're all on the list now!!! Oh yes! There is a list! You smarmy bastards...DIE!!!

and if you pricks don't muck in and buy me a kayak soon...i will start killing puppies!!! live with that you fuckers!!!

another f'n suckin' flesh wound day in port "god kill me now" huron...the armpit of michigan...the new jersey of the midwest!!! you all suck...don't ever forget that...carry on you bloody stump fuckers!

ok...if i don't have that godamn kayak by st. patrick's day...heads will roll!!!
you stingy bastards better come with the goods!!! OR ELSE!!!!

it's now 2006...and...
still no godamn kayak!!!
i hope you all are happy...
you stingy bastards...rot
in hell!!!!

it's now november...and still no kayak you bastards!!!
i hope you all die...and burn in hell.
thanks for your support...jerks!

the one day you fugly-ass human crapholders can roam untaunted among normal society...enjoy, you non-kayak buying pukebags!!!!

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Whud Up Suckaz...
All y'all mutha fuckaz still be frontin' i sees...
hataz...betta recognize!
On tha mutha fuckin' kayak tip...oh yes...
tha mutha fuckin' kayak tip...My black ass still
be kayak fuckin' free, yo! does Gusto™ have to start
shakin' some mutha fuckaz dizzown in the tizzown?
betta step yo asses up yo!
f'real doh...
word...

Here it is the end of October...and you still haven't gotten my godamn kayak!! You all suck, please die you rat bastards!!! carry on scum!!!