[Video] Gamzee: Do something predictably stupid.

[thegreathonk]

[ The video feed is of an amount of yellow and blue jelly-like paste. Gamzee is holding his communicator, displaying the rather messy scene. There is also a juggling club lying on the ground, covered in blue jelly. From behind the communicator you can hear Gamzee narrating. ]

OkAy GuYs. GuYs

Comments

[dubiousdoings]

I feel like you want the viewers to be impressed, but this is.. border line horrific against the norm.

[thegreathonk]

WhYcOmE, mAn?
ThIs ShIt Is FuCkInG cRaZy!

[dubiousdoings]

It's... appalling you mean And the word is how come, whycome makes no sense.

[thegreathonk]

HoW cOmE?

[dubiousdoings]

Yes. Why come would be more like "why would you come?" or the like.

[thegreathonk]

ThAt'S pReTtY cOoL.
bUt MaN, iT dOeSn'T mAtTeR wHy AnYbOdY wOuLd CoMe!
I mEaN,
aNyBoDy CaN cHiLl OuT wItH tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR.
hE dOeSn'T mInD.
hOnK!

[dubiousdoings]

((...))

Are you mocking me.

[thegreathonk]

NaW mAn, I'm JuSt SaYiN'.

...

WaNnA cHiLl OuT?

[dubiousdoings]

Excuse me?

[thegreathonk]

LiKe,
Do YoU wAnNa ShOoT tHe ShIt, Or SoMeThInG?
hAvE a PiE,
mAyBe SoMe MoThErFuCkInG fAyGo ToO iF i CaN fInD a BoTtLe.
It'Ll bE pReTtY sWeEt.

[dubiousdoings]

((TRYING TO READ THIS GUY SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

WHERE ARE YOUR TRICKS AND DECEPTION. YOU'RE PLOTTING TO DESTROY HIM AREN'T YOU.

I CAN SENSE YOUR DESIRE TO MOCK ME AND MAKE ME THE FOOLISH SKEPTICAL OF THE WORLD.

d-don't judge: trusting is hard.))

Er...

[thegreathonk]

[ I would say that most of those concepts are a bit beyond this one. ]

Is SoMeThInG wRoNg, MaN?

[dubiousdoings]

No. I'm just.

Well, I'm a little occupied, but the offer was very kind of you. ((liarliarliar.)) Perhaps another time.

[thegreathonk]

ThAt'S aLrIgHt.
FeEl FrEe To ChIlL oUt In My PlAcE sOmEtImE iF yOu WaNt.
I'm In UhH...
mArShAlL.

[dubiousdoings]

I'll be... sure to remember that.