[Video] Gamzee: Do something predictably stupid.

[thegreathonk]

[ The video feed is of an amount of yellow and blue jelly-like paste. Gamzee is holding his communicator, displaying the rather messy scene. There is also a juggling club lying on the ground, covered in blue jelly. From behind the communicator you can hear Gamzee narrating. ]

OkAy GuYs. GuYs

Comments

[fierybluebird]

[SO THAT'S WHAT THAT STUFF IS?!]

Does it taste good?

[thegreathonk]

[ No. It's probably healthier. o_o ]

MaN i HaVe No IdEa I cAn BaReLy WaIt To GoBbLe ThIs ShIt Up!
BuT aNy MaStEr MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLe ChEf KnOwS tO wAiT uNtIl ThAt ShIt Be BaKeD bEfOrE mAkInG a MiGhTy FiNe MoThErFUCkInG mEaL oUt Of It.
HoNk!

[fierybluebird]

[Well... that's... something.... at least... maybe.]

Right. Well, hope it's everything you want it to be, eh.

[thegreathonk]

MaN tHiS sHiT iS aLrEaDy MoRe ThAn AnYtHiNg ThIs MoThErFuCkEr CoUlD eVeR wAnT iT tO bE!
iT's LiKe
MoThErFuCkInG mIrThFuL mIrAcLe MeSsIaHs WeRe LiKe
ShIt GaMzEe ChEcK tHe MoThErFuCk OuT oF tHiS lItTlE mIrAcLe We JuSt StIrReD uP.
nOw I jUsT nEeD tO fInD aN oVeN oR sOmE sHiT.

[libertyfuckyeah]

THAT'S WHAT YOU FED ME?!

[thegreathonk]

I gUeSs So MaN.
mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs.
WhO kNeW yOu CoUlD mAkE sOpOr-SlImE lIkE tHiS?
fUcKiNg CrAzY, mAn.

[libertyfuckyeah]

...I guess years of England's cooking have prepared me for this.

[thegreathonk]

PrEpArEd?
AwW hElL yEs BrOtHeR!
wAnNa HeLp Me PrEpArE tHiS sHiT?

[dubiousdoings]

I feel like you want the viewers to be impressed, but this is.. border line horrific against the norm.

[thegreathonk]

WhYcOmE, mAn?
ThIs ShIt Is FuCkInG cRaZy!

[dubiousdoings]

It's... appalling you mean And the word is how come, whycome makes no sense.

[thegreathonk]

HoW cOmE?

[confidencelegs]

wOAH, gAMZEE,

dUDE, nO TIME, lONG SEE, oR,,, wAIT,,,
eH, oR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
dUDE HAVE YOU MET ANY OF THESE NEW PEOPLE,
wE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY FOR THEM AND WE CAN ALL SHARE SOME OF THESE PIES, uMMM, wITH THEM,

i HAVEN'T EVEN HAD ONE BEFORE, cOME TO THINK OF IT, bUT THEY DO LOOK PRETTY TASTY,

[thegreathonk]

HeLl Yes DuDe ThIs MoThErFuCkeR hAs BeEn ItChInG fOr A pArTy sInCe GoG kNoWs WhEn!
I'lL gEt ThEsE mOtHeRfUcKeRs BaKeD iN lIkE nO tImE!