Probably the last thing Sebastian was expecting when he staggered into his kitchen Saturday morning was to find a blond kid sitting on his counter, munching on a Pop Tart. He squinted at him for a second, then asked, "Alex?"

Alex raised one eyebrow at him. "If I was a bad guy, you'd be dead."

( If you were a bad guy, you wouldn't have started the coffee. )

Alex, like so many other Fandom residents, woke up on Saturday morning with breasts. Unlike most, however, after yanking his t-shirt neck open so he could look down at them and confirm that yep, those were boobs, he did not automatically assume this was a mere case of Fandom wacky. He was, after all, a god, and sometimes these things happened to ( Read more... )

Alex had a project. And, for once, it did not involve his Xbox. Or anything sharp, unless you counted an X-acto knife. Sure, he could kill someone with it, but he wasn't planning to, so he totally didn't count it. He'd looked up the information he needed yesterday at handwavey shut up work, then done some shopping, and today, as soon as he got ( Read more... )

So, Wes had apparently taken off and left his...bird. Alex wasn't sure what kind of bird it was. He'd never really seen anything like it. Which was why he was currently sitting on his bed and sort of. Staring at it ( Read more... )

I guess I'd better do one of these, too. For my new girl head over here! For my oldbies, stick around.

( The Supersoldier )

( That was fun. Let's not do it again some time. )

Who has power and an internet connection five days ahead of the optimistic estimate? THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE! Yeah, this is screwyoumarvel here, not even trying to stealth. We're totally fine here in my corner of Alabama, no damage at all, and everyone in my family is okay ( Read more... )

"Hey, it's Alex. I'm not answering my phone right now, so if you leave a message I'll try and get back to you. If you don't leave a message I'll assume you're messing with me or in mortal peril, depending on who you are. Don't make me ride to your rescue because you're lazy, guys. That's not cool ( Read more... )