Which of the following field trips is Jon likely to classify as bullshit ( Read more... )

On this, the twentififth day of the eleventh month of the two-thound and fifth year of the common era (other wise known as 10.25.2005 or for our international friends 25.10.2005), it snowed in Middlebury, VT for the first time all season. I repeat... it is snowing in OCTOBER. I am actually considering a compaign of sin so that I get to go to hell ( Read more... )

You know what should go? "Short Stories" that are ninety seven pages long. At that point just finish the book and give me the Cliff's Notes.

Does anyone remember that Digital Undergound song "Humpty Dance"?

Yesterday found out what an Eritrean looks like. No, this has nothing to do with urology.

Tonight in the train station, I was given a box of free munchkins by a Dunkin Donuts Man.
It went like this:

Jon: How's it going?

::He lowers his headphones::

Him: Would you like a Munchkin?

Jon: (reluctantly) Why, yes...

::Proceeds to hand me and an entire box of Munchkins::

Vermont is strange in the spring. Over break all the snow seems to have evaporated, leaving earth that has sufferred the effects of five months of more than six inches of snow sitting on it. The earth is perpetual mud, the sky is perpetually rain. The grass is still green though as if cryo-frozen. Because of a popular outdoor Vermont wintertime ( Read more... )

12 March 2005

As of 19.40 on Thursday 10 March 2005 the Jontonian efforts in Operation: Escape Vermont are complete. Let is hope they weren't all for naught.

OVer and Out

8 March 2005

Well, Operation: Escape Vermont was not concluded on Sunday as hoped. We are currently six hundred words and US $70 away from the conclusion of our part of the operation. We are hoping for this Thursday 10 March 2005.

We're entering the homestretch.

OVer and Out

3.3.2005

More forms were mailed today. Recommendations and the like. Hopefully the applying part will be over by sun-up Saturday.

OVer and Out