Comments | thefrogg: Fic: I Want It That Way or Why Todd Doesn't Listen to the Backstreet Boys(SGA)

thefrogg

Fic: I Want It That Way or Why Todd Doesn't Listen to the Backstreet Boys(SGA)

Mar 11, 2009 03:24

Title: I Want It That Way, or Why Todd Doesn't Listen to the Backstreet Boys
Author: thefrogg
Rating: PG13-ish
Disclaimer: They aren't mine. I swear.
Summary: Plot bunnies have big nasty pointy teeth. This is one bit. Hard. Also, crack!fic. As if anyone in SGA fandom is surprised ( Read more... )

fic, crack!fic, sga

Comments 21

kiku65 March 11 2009, 11:22:40 UTC

Man... that's low, even for the Lanteans O.O

thefrogg March 11 2009, 14:26:09 UTC

I'm going to assume from the icon that you're amused and not horrified.

Not that horrified is a bad reaction to Death By Backstreet Boys

kiku65 March 11 2009, 22:28:14 UTC

Both. Amused is obvious, but no species deserves the Backstreet Boys. Just litsening once wipes away a lifetime of bad karma in penance :P

thefrogg March 11 2009, 22:30:52 UTC

>.< I guess I'm not a species then.

Because I happen to like the Backstreet Boys.::hides::

ROFL

jolinar_rosha March 11 2009, 12:09:30 UTC

god, shouldn't that count as inhumane torture or something? genoside? something?
>shudder<

brilliantly funny.

thefrogg March 11 2009, 14:29:08 UTC

Genocide, yes. But they did the same thing to the Ori (Minus the Backstreet Boys, unless you're one of those who thinks Kevin Richardson is actually a clone of Ba'al). Kill them all, I mean. And they're not killing Todd's fleet, either.

Now what they did to Todd in order to perfect this superweapon of theirs, yes, that would be considered torture. And there's so much more that went on in this story I couldn't fit in there.::sigh::

I had a lot of fun writing this! I meant to get the whole thing out in a few paragraphs, and an hour later I'm going, "No, that doesn't work, this has to be longer..." But I'm glad it reads as funny as I meant it to!

jolinar_rosha March 12 2009, 17:18:54 UTC

damn. I never considered what SG1 did to the Ori was genocide. does it really count as such? because the Ori and the Ancients are the same people, basically...
Kevin Richardson a clone of Ba'al? ahahahahahaha! no way - that would probably be offensive to Ba'al.

thefrogg March 12 2009, 17:27:20 UTC

Genocide, noun - The systematic and planned extermination of an entire national, racial, political, or ethnic group.

I'd call the Ori a group under that definition (American Heritage Dictionary, as listed by http://dictionary.reference.com), so yeah, SG-1 (and the SGC) committed genocide. I think you're thinking of one step up, which would be xenocide, but that term doesn't actually exist according to dictionary.com.

Oh, I don't know about it being offensive to Ba'al, you know. Having millions of screaming fans wouldn't be a BAD thing for an evil overlord.::hides::

Thread 9

(The comment has been removed)

thefrogg March 11 2009, 14:55:59 UTC

Hee! Thank you.

sabinelagrande March 11 2009, 13:44:19 UTC

You are gloriously demented. I love it.

thefrogg March 11 2009, 14:57:45 UTC

Thank you, thank you.::takes a bow::

Tadd is purring right now.

We'll have to see what other demented ideas we come up with.

infinimato March 13 2009, 02:38:25 UTC

oh thank gods, the BSB have a purpose in the Universe after all.

I was sure they were just there to take up space and make 10 yr olds scream. Or something.

thefrogg March 13 2009, 05:33:48 UTC

ROFL!!!! Hey, I like BSB. I was never a screaming fan, but they're one of four or five artists I'm most likely to be listening to when I write.

I actually feel kind of guilty using them as a superweapon. I'd feel a lot better about it if I could have used N'SYNC, cause them, I don't like all that much. But that wasn't on the list.::laugh::