Slashy Nominations 28: The Rule of Threes

Apr 20, 2004 20:28

I'm revisiting stories featuring triangles, menages a trois, and other groups of three.

Best FF Featuring Three Characters with Remarkable Senses of Balance but Very Little Common Sense: Words Spoken in Winter, by grit kitty. The Sentinel, Jim/Blair/OFC. And how do I know these characters have good balance and no sense? Well, this is a ( Read more... )

sentinel, [rec theme: threes], marvel comics, x-men, due south

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greenet June 17 2004, 19:04:26 UTC
Best FF That Proves Excessive Snow + Lack of Quality Television = Insanity + Group Sex, Which Suggests That Norway Must Be a Very Interesting Place to Live

*snickers!*

I only wish.

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thefourthvine June 17 2004, 23:17:13 UTC
Well, there's snow, yes? And terrible television, correct? So there must be nearly constant group sex (not to mention widespread insanity). My calculations cannot be wrong!

Shame on you. Do not cast aspersions on the (essentially proven) theories of the Mad Slash Scientist1.

1Hmmm. I feel an icon coming on.

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greenet June 18 2004, 02:20:08 UTC
*snickers more*

Ah, yes. Norwegian programming consists mainly of tv shows from the States and England, so...

But of course there is group sex! All the time! That was totally my mistake! ...I'm just so jaded, you know, from seeing it all the time, I forget what's actually going on.

*nods solemnly* Yes. that's definitely it, now that I think about it.

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thefourthvine June 18 2004, 02:44:04 UTC
Ah, yes. Norwegian programming consists mainly of tv shows from the States and England, so...

I'm sorry, but is this not totally proof of the Bad Television Corollary of the Hot Norwegian Sex Theorem?

But of course there is group sex! All the time!

Knew it. I'm just surprised there isn't a tourism campaign based on it. You know: "Come to Norway. Come in Norway." Or perhaps: "We're only showing you this picture of fjords because real life in Norway is totally X-rated."

Really, I think it would be extremely popular with American college students. Or...wait...that's why you don't do it, isn't it? I can't find it in my heart to blame you; American college students are hard to take even in American colleges, never mind in countries filled with snow and bad TV and hot group sex.

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