Slashy Nominations 28: The Rule of Threes
I'm revisiting stories featuring triangles, menages a trois, and other groups of three.
Best FF Featuring Three Characters with Remarkable Senses of Balance but Very Little Common Sense: Words Spoken in Winter, by grit kitty. The Sentinel, Jim/Blair/OFC. And how do I know these characters have good balance and no sense? Well, this is a ( Read more... )
Best FF Featuring Three Characters with Remarkable Senses of Balance but Very Little Common Sense: Words Spoken in Winter, by grit kitty. The Sentinel, Jim/Blair/OFC. And how do I know these characters have good balance and no sense? Well, this is a ( Read more... )
*snickers!*
I only wish.
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Shame on you. Do not cast aspersions on the (essentially proven) theories of the Mad Slash Scientist1.
1Hmmm. I feel an icon coming on.
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Ah, yes. Norwegian programming consists mainly of tv shows from the States and England, so...
But of course there is group sex! All the time! That was totally my mistake! ...I'm just so jaded, you know, from seeing it all the time, I forget what's actually going on.
*nods solemnly* Yes. that's definitely it, now that I think about it.
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I'm sorry, but is this not totally proof of the Bad Television Corollary of the Hot Norwegian Sex Theorem?
But of course there is group sex! All the time!
Knew it. I'm just surprised there isn't a tourism campaign based on it. You know: "Come to Norway. Come in Norway." Or perhaps: "We're only showing you this picture of fjords because real life in Norway is totally X-rated."
Really, I think it would be extremely popular with American college students. Or...wait...that's why you don't do it, isn't it? I can't find it in my heart to blame you; American college students are hard to take even in American colleges, never mind in countries filled with snow and bad TV and hot group sex.
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That is so true. We have Rickie Lake. We have Paradise Hotel (which is, of course, nothing compared to the Real Life of Hot Group Sex in Norway and is therefor thoroughly mocked), we have every dumbass Reality show ever made it seems like.
And also CSI, the OC, Angel and Jack Frost. Which I like, and therefor don't count. *g*
Really, I think it would be extremely popular with American college students.
Hush! *lowers voice* You must swear to never reveal this. It's a State Secret! ...The snow, bad tv and hot group sex, I mean. We aren't really supposed to tell anyone about it. Stern men from the Government will come a-knocking on my door any second now, I'm sure of it.
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Good god! It's a cold-snow-bad-TV-hot-sex secret totalitarian state!
This is not what I learned about Norway in political science, you know. Your men in black - black leather thongs, of course, as this is Norway - must be very, very good. I mean, at secret-keeping. Being good at the hot group sex goes without saying.
I'm sorry, but this is just not something I can keep to myself. Sexy information wants to be free! Were I you, I would flee now, before the men in black leather thongs and boots knocked down my door with their restraints and their gags and their sleek devices of torment.
Although, upon reflection, I could understand why you might not want to.
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Well, obviously.
I mean, how would the world look if what you learn in PoliSci was actually true?
I shudder to think, really.
Although, upon reflection, I could understand why you might not want to.
I have been a bad, bad girl. I must be punished. *nods*
*looks eagerly towards front door* Damnit, where are they? I'm telling you, since we got a Priest as a Prime minister, Norway's gone totally down hill. Can't trust the government to do anything anymore...
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