Slashy Awards 140: It Is Not in Mortals to Command the Hot Gay Sex

[thefourthvine]

In the past, I've gone into the concept of the Aliens Make Them Do It story - oh, have I ever - but aliens can't take full responsibility for all the sexing, you know. Even the most assiduously lascivious extra-terrestrial needs a break sometime. But never fear, because anything, properly applied, can get the characters into the appropriately

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[cupidsbow]

this story is fan fiction equivalent of chocolate ice cream

Okay, I'm feeling the love here. Thank you. That is such a delightful review.

[thefourthvine]

And indeed you should feel the love, because that story made my week when it was posted. And, okay, I'm sorry; I should've told you at the time. At least I'm telling you now!

(Is it wrong that when I read this I imagine a sequel in which John gets RANDI stuck in his head or something? Because I confess: I totally have.

*happy sigh*

This story will always be comfort fic for me, oh yes it will.)

[cupidsbow]

Is it wrong that when I read this I imagine a sequel

Nope! I love it when stories have that effect, so I'm flattered that you feel that way about it.

I keep thinking I might write a sequel too. I've had several possible ideas, but the story seems to have taken on its own life, which makes me a bit tentative about going back to it.

[impactbomb]

It's a delightful story, and bless you for writing it.

[malnpudl]

I don't tell you this nearly often enough (like, um, never? instead of every time), but I love and treasure and delight in your posts and your recs. Thank you!

I'm particularly happy this time to see that you've recced Kindkit's DS story; it's a great favorite of mine. :-)

[flambeau]

and yet have I seen the story in which Rodney McKay is seduced by a golden shower?

*dies*

*plans on staying dead for a while*

Oh, man. That's terrible, and also, somehow, terribly suggestive. Imagine some awkward, unsophisticated deity on some pretty little backwater planet, catching sight of Rodney as he comes through the gate and thinking "Oo!" to itself, and then falling over backwards trying all the regular tricks, strewing flowers at his feet (he sneezes), lurking all swan-like and pretty in the village pond ("This is a very peculiar energy signature, Colonel. There could be some kind of technology hidden under the water - get away from me, you, with the beak! I'm sure one of the biologists said something about offworld zoonoses."), trying to get friendly in the shape of a white bull ("No, I am not coming out from here unless you tell me Ronon has turned that creature into hamburger. Did you see where it licked me?!").

Possibly it gets with the program later on and starts leaving cocoa or coffee beans on his pillow.

[dzurlady]

Hee. Too true. :)

[bibliokat]

Heeeeee!

[woo2step]

Fandom: consistently enabling me to achieve new moral lows.

Word. Wordy McWord Word. I think that same thing every day of my life.

[dzurlady]

So today I salute the creativity and thoughtfulness and downright old-fashioned gumption of those authors who move beyond mere aliens to embrace a world in which everything makes the characters have sex.
Hoorah!