WE LOVE YOU, EDWARD

[thefourthvine]

The earthling is at a point in his life where he can go to restaurants, but it works better for everyone if, after I give my order (often to BB to relay to the waiter), the earthling and I go wander around outside until BB texts me to say the food has come

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[tartanshell]

he was probably wishing that they made Edward shirts in 2T, because he is devoted and dedicated to his membership in Team Edward.

A quick Google confirmed what I already suspected:

You are never, ever too young for Team Edward.

Time to get out your credit card! ;)

[thefourthvine]

YOU ARE EEEEEEEVIL. Oh my god, do not TEMPT me.

[laughingacademy]

I guess there is no Team Bella? Or is that not how that works? -- Bella is basically the Cup that the Teams are competing for.

[randomeliza]

That is a horrifying, and entirely accurate, way to put it. *shudder*

[lizey]

I am a random Eliza, and I agree.

[thefourthvine]

Um. Oh. That's - disturbing.

Although I tell you what, now I want a shirt that says: TEAM EDWARD AND JACOB - WHY SHOULD SHE HAVE TO CHOOSE? Threesomes are a valid solution, here!

Or Edward and Jacob could fuck each other and she could find someone less, um, prone to treat her like the Heisman Trophy.

[bitterlotus]

This is a great post. As someone who is not a fan of Twilight, it was refreshing to read your post as someone who who doesn't like it but appreciates what it does for fannish expression. :)

[jadedsilver]

Seconding this.

[thefourthvine]

Thank you! And Twilight is not for me - although I bet when I was 13 or 14 I would have been ALL OVER THAT - but, yeah, I still value it. I mean, I'm in fandom because I love watching other people love things, and Twilight definitely brings the pure, high-octane fannish love.

[thefourthvine]

Awwww. I'm all in love with the image of wee Ahestele and her friends! SO CUTE OMG. (Protoslash, even!)

[yarnaddict]

We want TEAM EARTHLING shirts!

[musesfool]

+1

[reginagiraffe]

IAWTC!

[prettybird]

♥ So very much this.